Choose your weapons, Melbourne, for this week we wage war on winter, and there's a whole artillery of instruments at your disposal. 10) Docklands Winter Experience 21st-28th August Down at the docks is where your sweetheart'll be. Waiting for you. And there's a whole carnival with real snow,...
Tease; tessellate; resist. There's nothing you can do to escape the cold, Melbourne. But you're going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying. 10) AV Worldwide Meet Up 25th August Shhhh. You'll need your to save your voice for all the protest screaming you'll de...
Cross your heart and prepare for flight, Sydney, cause we're launching you all over the bloody place this week. 10) Psychic Express 23rd August Yeah, yeah. We know. It's all bull. We KNOW. How do we know? How else? The psychics forewarned us. Or maybe it was the free...
"Think Inc thought you’d like to see a fight". Oh yeah, that's how they've begun their description of this one. Dr West, regular with Bill Maher, Matrix alumni and passionate critic of both racism and class (calling Barack Obama a republican in blackface) will come up against...
Oh, now. Don't be shy. We know life has been unkind to you. And your secret. The secret that you are actually a literary genius who sips from the font of genius' passed. But this is the event wherein you can finally break out your 50 page epic about a...
We've been soft on you in the past, Melbourne. Too soft. This week, you're going to learn something, dammit. You're going to learn hard. Also, Bob Dylan's here. 10) MelbourneEast Arts Festival 10th-19th August Missed the city-wide one? Relax, we've got your Instagram covered. Just bring your fully...
Cock your pens, Sydney. By the end of this week you'll be exhausted, drenched in fluids and suffering from severe chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. 10) Arja Välimäki: Ocean Forest Exhibition 7th-20th August A direct mainline into the cultural intersection of Finnish and Australian culture via the one thing that...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
Fringe, folly, sugar spun seance and cinema in inverse. Welcome, Melbourne, to...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...