He's brilliant. A denizen of brilliance. He is the incredibly hairy bald crow that sits upon the entrance to brilliance. He is Bill Bailey. We honestly don't feel the need to sell you on this in any way. If you have but a modicum of intellect and...
Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
A luxurious week of pagan chocolate worship, festivals dedicated to the most glorious fermented fruit, drunken piracy and comedic gods awaits you Brisbane. Put in a call to your priest or shaman now. You'll need a moral exorcism. 10) Beefex 8th-10th Oct Yes. This is a real thing. An...
A week beginning with using delicate implements whilst nude and ending with the Germans. This can only go well. 10) Spooktacular Planner Switch Meet 6th October A swap exchange! You know, like your mum used to do? How long has it been since you called her? She only birthed...
Oh, Brisbane. Ever heard of 'saving the best for last'? Well...
Vikings, drag queens, pop icons and really exquisitely crafted scaffolding. You won't know where the to look this week, Sydney. 10) Beehive & Motion pres. BART SKILS 29th Sep A fresh Dutch face on the techno scene! Apparently the 80s just arrived in Holland. Renewable energy does have its...
Better start preparing your statement with your layer now, Melbourne. It'll be nigh impossible not to get tongue-tied this week. 10) Psych Society goes to MoMa! 17th Sep Psychology students? Modern art? What's not to Instagram here? You'll be riding this one for weeks. https://on.com.au/search/events/Psych-Society-goes-to-MoMa!/1944fe20-b9f8-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192 9) Yarn and Fibre Festival 22nd Sep Sounds...
Swash your buckles, Sydney. We're taking you on a ride down fantasy strip. 10) Comedy on Edge! 18th Sep Hire a baby sitter and tell them where the whisky is, because your kids are terrible monsters and you know it, and the baby sitter is going to be...
We're going to be honest with you, Brisbane. This week you won't win. But there's gin, there's chocolate, and we'll teach you how to get freaky dressed as Steampunk Healthy Harold. Who says being a loser doesn't have its perks? 10) The Australian Academy of Cinemagraphic Makeup...
The exits are located here, here and here, Melbourne. So wave goodbye to your familial and financial death-hole of an existence, because we're talking you on a spontaneous cultural bender round the world. 10) Behind The Lines 18th Aug-15th Sep Ah yes. Politics. Look, you have to face...