Cross your heart and prepare for flight, Sydney, cause we're launching you all over the bloody place this week. 10) Psychic Express 23rd August Yeah, yeah. We know. It's all bull. We KNOW. How do we know? How else? The psychics forewarned us. Or maybe it was the free...
Oh, we don't need to sell you on this one. The 50-per-cent-of-the-time-intelligible voice of a generation is blowing across Australia. And unlike old rockers passed the descriptor 'blowing' does not refer to lack of quality nor a sad future of post-prolific-success prostitution. https://on.com.au/search/search?parentId=0d951d80-62e1-11e8-93ea-bfdb9889e3bf...
It's a week of beginnings, endings and resurrections for you, Brisbane. But don't worry. It's got nothing to do with your plumbing. Although you might want to cut back on the chilli. 10) Racing Industry Awards Night 15th August Champagne? Fancy gowns? Canapes? A racing event when you...
We've been soft on you in the past, Melbourne. Too soft. This week, you're going to learn something, dammit. You're going to learn hard. Also, Bob Dylan's here. 10) MelbourneEast Arts Festival 10th-19th August Missed the city-wide one? Relax, we've got your Instagram covered. Just bring your fully...
Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
From burgeoning indie bands to Katy-effing-Perry, this is one week that you'll be recounting (to your priest or therapist) with a sigh. 10) Spaced Out 16th August Ride that unicorn till the morn, kids, to the spaced out live smooth beats of Sydney indies DOKO, Jackie Brown Jr and...
Polish your monocles and lube your disdainful smirks, Melbourne. For it's not your capacity for reflective appreciation you'll be flexing this week. It never is. 10) Zero Waste Victoria Festival 5th August Ladies, Gentleman, Others, it's time we picked up arms and FIGHT. But uh don't worry. We're...
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
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