Clear the goal; free your soul; slick the pole. Ah, Sydney. It's going to be a good 'un. 10) The Club - Horizon 14th July It's a good life - no more. Face it. But there are things on the horizon, as long as we stare hard enough. In...
Better take a power-hose to your ear canals, Melbourne. You'll want to be as empty as an Ariana Grande lyric in order to fully savour this week's musical degustation. 10) Where's Wally Electro Swing 13th July He's the guy in the red and white striped shirt and beanie doing...
The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney. 10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...
Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt. 10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...
Melbourne, we need to talk. Sorry, cork. Un-cork. 10) Winter Whisky Harvest 28th-29th June It's harvest time. And you know what that means. Time to get plastered before those freaky-ass kids murder you. Luckily, one of Australia's best known sommeliers is here to guide you through the finest...
Evening, revellers. This, the 3rd week of Winter will start with a giggle and end with a pacemaker. A tale of libations, gyrations and also the guy from INXS is there. 10) BCII Connect Freaky Friday Cruise 20th June Time to get freaky. But definitely not with your...
Drink, dance, don't stop at third base. Oncomau presents this week's vividly hot dates. Coach'll be waving you in, slugger. 10) Black by Fireball Whiskey From 17th May Expand your repertoire and get drunk with the new kid in the old block for a marginally less expensive amount to...
Swallow hard. Let the cool dissolve upwards from your stomach to your brain. Ice Cube is coming and it's best to just shut up and let it diffuse inside you. As part of Vivid, this savant of American rap is coming and he's bringing the classics...
Is still Rich. Strangely, he never stopped being Rich. But his agents now emphasise the second name 'Brian'. Proven as skilled at 'breaking the internet' as he is at co-opting black culture, Rich Brian is hitting Australian shores. Deciding to find his weak attempt at rectifying...