Clear the goal; free your soul; slick the pole. Ah, Sydney. It's going to be a good 'un. 10) The Club - Horizon 14th July It's a good life - no more. Face it. But there are things on the horizon, as long as we stare hard enough. In...
Suit up in your fluffiest onesies, Brisbane. It's time to go Vampire huntin'. No duh. 10) Arctic Pop Up Bar 1st-31st July A simulated Arctic is popping up in an enchantingly herpetic pattern all over the surface of Custom's House. It'll likely not be the only simulated Arctic we'll...
Robots; goatmen; leaky comedians; sweet transvestites. Strap yourselves in, Melbourne. This'll be a good 'un. 10) Boutique Winter Marketplace 9th-19th July A milquetoast delight for the whole family. Cosy throws, locally designed jewellery, ceramics, home-wares, artwork, hand made clothing...
Better take a power-hose to your ear canals, Melbourne. You'll want to be as empty as an Ariana Grande lyric in order to fully savour this week's musical degustation. 10) Where's Wally Electro Swing 13th July He's the guy in the red and white striped shirt and beanie doing...
Crawl out of your depressing beer-can fort, Sydney. It's time to cram something other than mouldy pizza hut down your throat. You're going cultural. 10) Top Dog Film Festival 15th July Go anywhere without leaving your chair, and let your heart run free. But this time, you won't have...
Pack your suitcases, Sydney, because you're hitting the high seas. You can nix the passport though. You won't need it where you're going. 10) Mrs. Spring Fragrance Exhibition Opening 13th July A brace of delicate cultural articulation is your penance for the indelicacies you'll be far too guilty of...
Please don't leave. We did use the word 'slam', but this time it'll be different. And we don't mean it'll be more politically relevant nor that the vegan cupcakes won't contain errant pubic hairs this time. Well...
Don the silken scarf and cock walk yourself down to the Museum of Contemporary Art for an exhibition you shan't forget. Because it's on the roof and you won't have to look at an artwork longer than the 3 seconds or less it takes you to...
Ahh, independence day. Better power-wash those colons. Murica. Is a sh*thole. A few shots of brilliance however still exist in the form of its creatives; it's writers, artists and comedians. Like finding a tattoo of a treasure map on the butt cheek of a tumour-riddled corpse. And the treasure...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....