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Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...
Tomorrow says: "cirrhosis". Tonight says: "Finally. Justification for my medical insurance". 10) Scratch Fundraiser 7th July Tingle your extremities; tingle your insecurities; tingle your moral virtuosities. http://on.com.au/search/events/Scratch-Fundraiser/27123700-7b52-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) Debbie Does Daytime 1st July A ferocious, delicious, quasi-pornographic gang bang. All your darkest, stickiest fantasies in the unforgiving light of day. http://on.com.au/search/events/Debbie-Does-Daytime/55cb29c0-7b53-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 8) Taboo 6th July London calling. Though...
Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary. 10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) The Melbourne...
Look on down from the bridge. Under the blue light of the Opera House is where they'll be. A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery. Slow down Churchy, this riddle isn't the kind with a history of violent Russian intelligence and a future...
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Test your demonic capacity for gluttony, Brisbane. This week, there will be no reprieve. 10) Must. Dine. Langmeil. 14th June It's time to become a better person and face your weaknesses. Nothing pairs 'functioning' with the word 'addict' like the language of pretension. It’s back! Following huge success...
Singing idol; singing, idle. Oncomau is here once again with a week to heat you up, calm you down and birth you sideways. 10) Tubular Bells for Two 15th June Virgin unleashed. Live. One Album. Two Men. Too Many Instruments. This'll be a date that'll ring throughout the...
Welcome, revellers, to the launch of the beginning of the end feat. the beginning. 10) Happy Mag Issue 8 Launch 16th June Bid farewell to Sydney Vivid, it's time for these birds to shine. Happy Mag's celebrating the launch of their inaugural photo issue between the legs of The...
Hilarious slapstick, eco-warriors, horrifying experimentation with the human-animal form and gin. A lot of gin. Oncomau presents the best of Brisbane's fare. And winter has only just begun. 10) Brisbane City Council’s Green Heart Fair 3rd June Salve your sick conscience in six hours! Cheaper than a narcotic...