Better start preparing your statement with your layer now, Melbourne. It'll be nigh impossible not to get tongue-tied this week. 10) Psych Society goes to MoMa! 17th Sep Psychology students? Modern art? What's not to Instagram here? You'll be riding this one for weeks. https://on.com.au/search/events/Psych-Society-goes-to-MoMa!/1944fe20-b9f8-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192 9) Yarn and Fibre Festival 22nd Sep Sounds...
Snap your nipples into submission, Melbourne. No reason. We just think it's good sense. 10) Zenon Records Present Ryanosauras 21st Sep Look, he's a techno D.J. No one ever claimed he was great at making up names...
The exits are located here, here and here, Melbourne. So wave goodbye to your familial and financial death-hole of an existence, because we're talking you on a spontaneous cultural bender round the world. 10) Behind The Lines 18th Aug-15th Sep Ah yes. Politics. Look, you have to face...
Do your laundry, Melbourne. We're taking you to the open seas and to the very fringes of your sanity. So. You'll need clean underwear. 10) Mrs Hopper Turns One 15th September And she's already married? Holy hell, this is indeed a disturbing universe. No wonder she's in need...
Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now. 10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...
If a tree falls in Fortitude Valley...
No need to fight the cold, Brisbane. We have your back. For this week is highly flammable. Oh yeah, and Bob Dylan's here. 10) AFROfest 25th August We'll bet this isn't your usual fodder. After all, we are Australians and gospel music is not traditionally our jam...
Tease; tessellate; resist. There's nothing you can do to escape the cold, Melbourne. But you're going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying. 10) AV Worldwide Meet Up 25th August Shhhh. You'll need your to save your voice for all the protest screaming you'll de...
Cross your heart and prepare for flight, Sydney, cause we're launching you all over the bloody place this week. 10) Psychic Express 23rd August Yeah, yeah. We know. It's all bull. We KNOW. How do we know? How else? The psychics forewarned us. Or maybe it was the free...
It's a week of beginnings, endings and resurrections for you, Brisbane. But don't worry. It's got nothing to do with your plumbing. Although you might want to cut back on the chilli. 10) Racing Industry Awards Night 15th August Champagne? Fancy gowns? Canapes? A racing event when you...