The Logical Song by Supertramp. We all love it. And that is inherently illogical. So, too, is contemporary music. Thought the synth was over in the 80s? Thought we, as a society, had learned from that? Well, people still wear suspenders and latent racism is wildly prevalent. Enter the Kyneton Music Festival. "Catch...
Look, they've already made quite a bold claim by insinuating that any grass will remain green in this environmental crisis. But, don't worry. The usage of the old adage is purely ironic. "Purely ironic". If that doesn't sound like a 2018 quasi-indie music festival, you haven't been paying...
"Ahoy Pirates! We hope you've had a cosy winter (or sexy summer if you live in the Northern Hemisphere)" Yes, that is how they've started the promotional premise to this music festival. And to all you people who are aware of real pirates outside of Johnny Depp, we...
Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom. 10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...
Get ready to meld your senses into a glorious explosion of sound, performance and light shows to artistically blur the bounds of reality. Oh yeah. And there's also Taylor Swift concert. 10) Vovo Awards 27th October An annual celebration of the voice-over artist. You know, those people you simultaneously...
Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...
You'll be all over the shop this week, Melbourne. Because Aldi sells cheap wine. And Mariah Carey is here. 10) A Hitch To The Sticks 14th Oct 'It's way out in the sticks'. Who hasn't heard that phrase and thought 'I'm there!'. A weekend of some of the biggest...
Oh, Brisbane. Ever heard of 'saving the best for last'? Well...
You can leave your formal ascot at home, Melbourne. The winter's gone and we're out for blood. 10) Archibald Prize Geelong Gallery Excursion 25th Sep Yes, you've heard of this one before. But we've got one little thing to add. There's food, there's liquor, and there's an actual reason...
Shed your clothing Melbourne. This week you're getting dirty. You're going feral...