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Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
Take your multivitamins, Sydney. You'll need every last molecule of physiological responsibility to compensate for this week. We hope you listened to your mother and ate your green vegetables. Otherwise we're not sure you'll survive. 10) DIVA Party 28th July Crack out those moulding fetid mistakes of your...
Better take a power-hose to your ear canals, Melbourne. You'll want to be as empty as an Ariana Grande lyric in order to fully savour this week's musical degustation. 10) Where's Wally Electro Swing 13th July He's the guy in the red and white striped shirt and beanie doing...
Don the silken scarf and cock walk yourself down to the Museum of Contemporary Art for an exhibition you shan't forget. Because it's on the roof and you won't have to look at an artwork longer than the 3 seconds or less it takes you to...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary. 10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) The Melbourne...
Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple: some blind tiger's jerking suds on the side 'n' this is your chance to beat your gums in your glad rags. Sneak in through Brixton Pound and find yourself in the throes of the newest inner west speakeasy. It's...
The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this. 10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...
Melbourne, we need to talk. Sorry, cork. Un-cork. 10) Winter Whisky Harvest 28th-29th June It's harvest time. And you know what that means. Time to get plastered before those freaky-ass kids murder you. Luckily, one of Australia's best known sommeliers is here to guide you through the finest...