Swash your buckles, Sydney. We're taking you on a ride down fantasy strip. 10) Comedy on Edge! 18th Sep Hire a baby sitter and tell them where the whisky is, because your kids are terrible monsters and you know it, and the baby sitter is going to be...
Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now. 10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...
If a tree falls in Fortitude Valley...
Wear layers, Melbourne. For Spring may be officially here, but this week we're launching you into the spiritual ether, shoving you through the birth canal and shooting you straight down to hell. Plus, layers are so in this season. 10) Morgan Evans Kiss Somebody Australian Tour 6th September Ahh,...
Tease; tessellate; resist. There's nothing you can do to escape the cold, Melbourne. But you're going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying. 10) AV Worldwide Meet Up 25th August Shhhh. You'll need your to save your voice for all the protest screaming you'll de...
It's a week of beginnings, endings and resurrections for you, Brisbane. But don't worry. It's got nothing to do with your plumbing. Although you might want to cut back on the chilli. 10) Racing Industry Awards Night 15th August Champagne? Fancy gowns? Canapes? A racing event when you...
Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...