Snap your nipples into submission, Melbourne. No reason. We just think it's good sense. 10) Zenon Records Present Ryanosauras 21st Sep Look, he's a techno D.J. No one ever claimed he was great at making up names...
Swash your buckles, Sydney. We're taking you on a ride down fantasy strip. 10) Comedy on Edge! 18th Sep Hire a baby sitter and tell them where the whisky is, because your kids are terrible monsters and you know it, and the baby sitter is going to be...
Do your laundry, Melbourne. We're taking you to the open seas and to the very fringes of your sanity. So. You'll need clean underwear. 10) Mrs Hopper Turns One 15th September And she's already married? Holy hell, this is indeed a disturbing universe. No wonder she's in need...
Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now. 10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...
If a tree falls in Fortitude Valley...
Pay attention, Brisbane. If you blink, you'll miss it. But don't worry, cause you'll damn sure hear it. This week's a week of secret venues and explosive bass. 10) Cosplay High Tea 26th August Suit up, freaks. We are, if nothing else, lovers of the incongruent and by...
You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll freeze your living nuts off. This week, Sydney, has got it all. 10) CheerCon 26th August Vaseline up those vocal chords, for this be a festival dedicated to pure dance and cheer. Yes, its unorthodox for Australia, we admit, to play host to...
No need to fight the cold, Brisbane. We have your back. For this week is highly flammable. Oh yeah, and Bob Dylan's here. 10) AFROfest 25th August We'll bet this isn't your usual fodder. After all, we are Australians and gospel music is not traditionally our jam...
Tease; tessellate; resist. There's nothing you can do to escape the cold, Melbourne. But you're going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying. 10) AV Worldwide Meet Up 25th August Shhhh. You'll need your to save your voice for all the protest screaming you'll de...
They're rolling out the red carpet. You know the one. The one stained with 4 years of British ear blood. Yes, the deep undergound electro gods are launching in Australia and they've invited Robbie Lowe (By Your Side), Andrew Wowk (undulate / BBR), Mark Craven (Kiltr), Tristan Case...