Self hatred has always been a staple of humanity, but it’s only been in recent decades that the prostitution of it has been perfected. There exists a whole host of products you can buy in order to express to the world and to yourself that the...
It’s the season of change and there have been many cataclysmic changes in recent weeks. Change isn’t inherently good or bad, but it is inevitable. Which is why it’s so important to establish your pathology quickly in life and remain as obstinate as possible so your...
Welcome to heaven. It's a lot like hell, but we're more sanctimonious and we don't believe in lubing you up first. 10) Brisbane RnB Jam 20th April What: Showcasing some of the best artists going around in an environment that suits all music lovers from soul, hip hop, RnB, and...
You don't need a pedophile to make you believe you can fly. You have Jetstar. 10) Conservatorium Postgraduate Guitar Showcase 23rd April What: PhD and Masters guitar students (classical, cavaquinho, flamenco, lute and 7 string) present this showcase of music tied to their postgraduate research at the MCM. Adam May...
Salute the sun. It may just give you that malignant melanoma that'll kill you before the world really goes to s***. 10) BREAKOUT! 24th April What: The DJs that brought you Lockdown Getdown and the Bunker Club present the party that you Diehards and Bunker Clubbers have been waiting for:...
Now's the time to laugh! For tomorrow, ScoMo's going to do something moronic again. 10) HIPHOPIKONZ3 24th April What: Slingshot x Hustle & Flow presents HIPHOPIKONZ, a party celebrating the music and visuals of some of hiphop’s most iconic artists - the time The Wu-Tang Clan - from the Golden...
Shake it like one of those disgusting juices full of sediment. 10) Fancy That 10th April What: Experience a night of music, art and good feels. Hosted at The Brightside, the night will be an immersive art and music experience for all to enjoy. Why: We somehow thought the word ‘feels’ would...
Happiness is ephemeral. But constipation is forever. 10) Breakfast Club x Thick As Thieves x Tabularasa 5th April What: The Breakfast Club, Thick As Thieves and Tabularasa are coming together to present an 18 hour public holiday event with over 3 levels of music, live performance, visual arts, doof market...
Kick it! 10) JUICY 10th April What: Juicy is all about giving people a good time and that good time must be shared with others. What better way than on a 3 level yacht in the harbour with banger tunes and harbour views? Why: What better way? Well a blow job and...
Silly rabbit. Pricks are for the privately insured. 10) Basement Sessions 28th March What: Descend into the dank basement of a newly opened club in the valley with a new series of events. For this instalment, you will be enjoying a tasty, intense and mysterious selection of bass music. Why: Turns out...