Cross your heart and prepare for flight, Sydney, cause we're launching you all over the bloody place this week. 10) Psychic Express 23rd August Yeah, yeah. We know. It's all bull. We KNOW. How do we know? How else? The psychics forewarned us. Or maybe it was the free...
They're rolling out the red carpet. You know the one. The one stained with 4 years of British ear blood. Yes, the deep undergound electro gods are launching in Australia and they've invited Robbie Lowe (By Your Side), Andrew Wowk (undulate / BBR), Mark Craven (Kiltr), Tristan Case...
It's a week of beginnings, endings and resurrections for you, Brisbane. But don't worry. It's got nothing to do with your plumbing. Although you might want to cut back on the chilli. 10) Racing Industry Awards Night 15th August Champagne? Fancy gowns? Canapes? A racing event when you...
Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
From burgeoning indie bands to Katy-effing-Perry, this is one week that you'll be recounting (to your priest or therapist) with a sigh. 10) Spaced Out 16th August Ride that unicorn till the morn, kids, to the spaced out live smooth beats of Sydney indies DOKO, Jackie Brown Jr and...
Better pump those quads now, Brisbane. This week is all about exhibitionism and we don't take kindly to clothing or non-joiners. 10) Brisbane Education and Migration Expo 7th August A melange of Australian Educational Institutions, TAFE Courses, NAATI Programs, Professional Year Programs and Migration Details all attempting to convince...
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
From guts to glory...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...