Okay, let's begin this with a disclaimer. It is in the city. But so many boats we've seen claim the mantle of freedom or being out of this world or someone named Sheila - and no one knows anyone named Sheila who lives in the...
They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...
Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
Stock up on Aerogard, Melbourne. Your city is infested with bugs. Tricky little bastards. 10) Italiano Day 14th October Yeah...
Watch closely, Melbourne. If you blink you'll miss the trick. 10) Drink for Pink 17th October A fundraiser for breast cancer research with desserts, canapés, a photo booth, drinks and silent auctions. Donating to an overfunded organisation that fiddles their finances in order to boost your moral ego has...
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
Hold tight to the reigns, Sydney. This week starts with a man named Tex and ends with a cheap trick. It's going to be a hell of a ride. 10) Tex Perkins with Matt Walker 20th October You can tell where this one's going. From punktonica thug to lilting...
A luxurious week of pagan chocolate worship, festivals dedicated to the most glorious fermented fruit, drunken piracy and comedic gods awaits you Brisbane. Put in a call to your priest or shaman now. You'll need a moral exorcism. 10) Beefex 8th-10th Oct Yes. This is a real thing. An...
It's a week of pathetic comebacks, Melbourne. We're rubber, you're glue. We're both screwed when it comes to being exploited by Mariah Carey's performative spanx. 10) Sun Bear Children's Festival 13th Oct Perceived as cute by the masses, but ultimately violent vicious little animals, children will once again be...
You'll be all over the shop this week, Melbourne. Because Aldi sells cheap wine. And Mariah Carey is here. 10) A Hitch To The Sticks 14th Oct 'It's way out in the sticks'. Who hasn't heard that phrase and thought 'I'm there!'. A weekend of some of the biggest...