It's almost new years eve! So lets delude ourselves away from the horrifying notion of imminent nuclear annihilation, environmental catastrophe and whatever Ariana Grande has decided to gurgle out from a hole that can't possibly be a mouth. Let's go back to the 90s! Get ready for a...
Ahh, the sunset. It's at eight bloody pm now. And we're pretty sure if it had a bottom it would be soaked in sweat and exuding a painful amount of dry chicken. Yes, Christmas is over for another year. It's that glorious time in between familial emotional bribery...
Check your fly, Melbourne. We're shoving you down the crack. 10) Between Two Worlds | Escher X nendo Exhibition 16th-23rd December Why: Featuring more than 160 extraordinary prints and drawings by Dutch artist M.C. Escher, presented in an immersive environment created by acclaimed Japanese design studio nendo, this exhibition...
Time to look upon your sins, Brisbane. They're grossly insufficient. We'll help you with that. 10) Self Awareness Fair 16th December What: Go ahead and treat yourself to a sacred time out at the Unique High Vibe Centre during their open day. The centre will be jam packed with...
Who knew there were unicorns and purple puppets present at the fall of Babylon? 10) World Music with Faro Negro 21st December What: With Julian Scheffer on 7-string guitar and Stephen Cuttriss on bandoneon, the duo will transport you to the seductive Milonga halls of Argentina as they play...
Sydney, your hell fast approaches. The fiery heat, consuming that which has basically been burned to ash, spending eternity with the worst of your blood relatives. You simply can't turn up without a present! 10) Polish Christmas Feast 23rd December What: Experience a Polish Christmas feast 2 days before...
It's the season of giving. It's also the season of a sudden rise in maniacal autocrats. So, screw giving. Let's take everything we can and run. 10) Jeff Duff: Walk on the Wild Side 21st December What: Jeff Duff and his killer band perform Lou Reed’s landmark album Transformer...
Look, the Christmas season is coming up. A time for choking down food that you wouldn't wish on your most racist relative, who, by the way, is sitting right across from you, and pretending you've always wanted the music of Kenny G on CD and knitted...
We're all still in mourning. Bowie, Henson. It seems the fates continue to claim beauty whilst leaving us with the dregs of humanity. We use the term 'humanity' loosely here. So what better reason is there to get drunk and delve violently into nostalgia with one of history's most...
Ah, petting zoos. A childhood delight of baby goats, bunnies, cows and that one animal that can apparently digest a tin can but won't no matter how much you try to feed it one. An adult horror show reeking of fear-induced animal faeces in a tiny pen...