This is a festival dedicated to all things sweet. But don't worry, Miss Shirley Temple will not be re-animated. You need not feel guilty about the compulsion to pull her hair or her teeth because she has nothing to do with this festival. Except the fact...
From selling your instrument to selling your soul, satan's been making quite an impression on Brisbane. He'll even be appearing a couple of times on the big screen, and be sure to sample some of his very own food cake. This week, oncomau is your...
Brain aching for stimulation? Relax. oncomau is here to provide. From the lowest of high culture to the loftiest lowbrow, we've got enough intellectual and gastronomical stimulation to compensate for at least a solid week of Netflix binging and second-hand vape fumes. 10) Sensor[ed] 10th May-8th June Engage...
This hedonistic lifestyle of over-consumption is going to kill us all. And this week's the week! Dance to your grave and die laughing with oncomau's litany of temptations. 10) Apparatus for Transtemporal Occurrence of Impending Space From 25th May Youth is no longer immune to a sense of impending...
Sequins, salons, sickening hangovers. Oncomau presents the cream of the Sydney cultural crop this week. 10) A-Pho-Retivo at The Dolphin 27th May Never has excessive pretence been so affordable. On the 27th of May, teeter unconfusingly on the edge of Autumn and Winter, in a Maritime-themed restaurant with...
Drink, dance, don't stop at third base. Oncomau presents this week's vividly hot dates. Coach'll be waving you in, slugger. 10) Black by Fireball Whiskey From 17th May Expand your repertoire and get drunk with the new kid in the old block for a marginally less expensive amount to...
You forgot, didn't you? It's your goddamn anniversary. Stay classy. You knew all along and this year, you've lit up the whole of the Sydney Opera House just let them know they're special. On the 25th of May, clutch your significant other in their significant body parts and...
Looking for an excuse to get out of the house that doesn't involve calling in a bomb threat? We at on.com.au are here with at least ten ways to tickle your brain and your social standing this week! 10) Pacific Opera Presents A Mother's Day Concert 13th May Make...
Described as Australia's pre-eminent beer event by the organisers (who have clearly never honoured a Sunday barbecue - or a Tuesday evening) Good Beer Week is celebrating it's eighth anniversary in Melbourne with a lineup featuring famous chefs, classes, degustations, live music and the apparently...
Careful. Don't break the yolk. First held in 1823, the Sydney Royal Easter Show is Australia's largest annual ticketed event, attracting over 850, 000 attendees on average. Forget about the amount of historically horrifying statistics encompassing a significant amount of that average and immerse yourself in the...