Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
Consider this a warning, Brisbane. This week is so crammed with festivities you won't even know how in the hell you ended up at that damn Celine Dion concert. 10) Japanese Film Festival Fringe 30th July Missed out on the Festival? Fret not. Cause they're bringing back up...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
Dogs, booze, literature, and a Spacewoman named Stacey. Set your affairs in order, Sydney. This is a weird 'un. 10) Dog Lovers Show 4th-5th August Barking mad? Or just desperately lonely and unable to form relationships with actual human beings? Well, they're one and the same, really. Here it...
Depressed? Join the club. We've earned the right by possessing a certain level of sanity, dammit. Why deny it? Embrace it. And don't worry. There are no balding synth pop Londoners here. We communicate only in French Electro. An audio visual outing to Westworld, this'll finally be the night when external...
Shun the light. Shun the joy. Shun the normals. Hell, they’ve even spelt it wrong just to show you how freaking alternative this thing is. Been dreaming of a black christmas? Well these guys have the prescription for you. And it doesn’t involve you having to undergo a three...
Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
Yeah, yeah we know. It’s permanent, you’ll regret it. Blah, blah, blah. But, you know. They’ll probably discover some kind of chemical in tattoo ink that causes cancer in about 5 years or so, so it’s not like any of us will live long enough for that hot mermaid...