Sinners: Wrap Your Sickly Tentacles Around Kraken Kristmas in July

Shun the light. Shun the joy.

Shun the normals.

Hell, they’ve even spelt it wrong just to show you how freaking alternative this thing is.

Been dreaming of a black christmas?

Well these guys have the prescription for you. And it doesn’t involve you having to undergo a three day stay in a mental hospital.

Dark cocktails, a Johnny Cash aesthetic and a snow-globe full of imprisoned violinists.

A Christmas of your darkest most pleasurable fantasies.

Hell..send your catholic grandma a few good snapshots and you might even be able to curb your morning after hangover Bloody Mary with a nice fat inheritance cheque.

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