Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...
Contortionists, plastic hearts, giant disturbing seaside baby-Buddhas. What a time to be alive. 10) Mocktail Burlesque: Halloween Edition 24th October We know. However, this'll be the one time of sobriety when you can brush up on your sexiest Burlesque moves just so you have something to pull out from...
Stop paying attention to reality, Sydney. Halloween is fast approaching and you don't want to wear out your threshold for horror too soon. 10) Guil-TEA as Charged 26th October Ah, tea. Well, the one good thing here is that we're not British. Pretentious? Sure. Overly dedicated to a beverage...
Remember those racially insensitive ads from Arnotts Shapes that had the biscuit triangles with tiny dancing Spanish women and horrifying Pavarotti puppet men you thought were incredibly delicious and justification for essential cannibalism? Well, they rightly turned to ash in your mouth though you only realised...
Symphonies. No one not under the influence of some kind of intoxicant has ever truly appreciated them. Sure, there's that friend you have that claims to appreciate Beethoven, but really was adolescently turned on by A Clockwork Orange, and then there was your grandfather, but the soundtrack...
Okay, let's begin this with a disclaimer. It is in the city. But so many boats we've seen claim the mantle of freedom or being out of this world or someone named Sheila - and no one knows anyone named Sheila who lives in the...
They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...
Stock up on Aerogard, Melbourne. Your city is infested with bugs. Tricky little bastards. 10) Italiano Day 14th October Yeah...
Watch closely, Melbourne. If you blink you'll miss the trick. 10) Drink for Pink 17th October A fundraiser for breast cancer research with desserts, canapés, a photo booth, drinks and silent auctions. Donating to an overfunded organisation that fiddles their finances in order to boost your moral ego has...
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...