BURN, you filthy witch! You have to get a good burn going for the incense to release its therapeutic effects. That's right, kids. The Huon Valley Mid Winter Festival is on the horizon, featuring some of the best musical talents in the world amidst a microcosmic world of degustation,...
Starch your collar, Brisbane. This week it's all blusiness. Business. Sorry we've..had a few. 10) Make Your Own Bouquet 30th June Repress the desire to reflect on the child-annihilating pestilential inspiration behind the music of flowers and expunge your dirty dirty soul with a moment of purely innocent bouquet arranging....
Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt. 10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...
Purge your breakfast, Sydney. This week's a cultural smorgasbord you'll want to take full advantage of. 10) Cheers Bar Live World Cup 27th June Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. So,...
You know the old adage. It’s never quite been applicable to the situation at hand and has never held up in a court of law...
This week's a moral journey. So clutch your hard-earned shrivelled little rock of a heart. This won't be easy. It'll be a blast. 10) World Down Syndrome Day Community Markets 17th June This your chance to give a damn. And, you know, there's ice-cream. The World Down Syndrome...
Winter lethargy setting in? We at oncomau are here to sucker-punch you out of malaise and into the world of intellect and excess. Something brilliant is oozing across Sydney, and it's not your mucus. 10) Henry VR 15th June-9th Sep A notorious glutton, church-dissenter and wife-murderer...
From midgets to biker gangs to purple people, oncomau presents a week of culture that will leave the most delightful scar on your psyche. 10) The Wizard of Oz 14th Jun-15th July Dwarves, rubies, vital organ substitutes in a sack. But this time you won't get arrested; you're...
What better way to end the week than with the end of all things? Give a warm-hearted hat-tip to the annual international Film Festival in Sydney as the Vivid lights are snuffed. Because no one should see you in that ridiculous bloody hat. Sydney Film Festival takes...
Test your demonic capacity for gluttony, Brisbane. This week, there will be no reprieve. 10) Must. Dine. Langmeil. 14th June It's time to become a better person and face your weaknesses. Nothing pairs 'functioning' with the word 'addict' like the language of pretension. It’s back! Following huge success...