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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 29/07/2018
Fringe, folly, sugar spun seance and cinema in inverse. Welcome, Melbourne, to...
27/07/2018
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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 29/07/2018
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 29/07/2018
Dogs, booze, literature, and a Spacewoman named Stacey. Set your affairs in order, Sydney. This is a weird 'un. 10) Dog Lovers Show 4th-5th August Barking mad? Or just desperately lonely and unable to form relationships with actual human beings? Well, they're one and the same, really. Here it...
22/07/2018
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Sinners: Wrap Your Sickly Tentacles Around Kraken Kristmas in July
Shun the light. Shun the joy. Shun the normals. Hell, they’ve even spelt it wrong just to show you how freaking alternative this thing is. Been dreaming of a black christmas? Well these guys have the prescription for you. And it doesn’t involve you having to undergo a three...
22/07/2018
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12 Days of Christmas in July: Oak Matured
We’ve always felt that of the many gaping maggoty rot-infested holes that riddle US traditions, the notion of Christmas has been the least unappealing. So, as is our nature, we’re going to engage in an act of respectful but violent appropriation. Come and see. Well, it's over five...
21/07/2018
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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 22/07/2018
Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
21/07/2018
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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 22/07/2018
From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
16/07/2018
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Sleeves Off, Tats Out. Re: Brisbane Tattoo Expo
Yeah, yeah we know. It’s permanent, you’ll regret it. Blah, blah, blah. But, you know. They’ll probably discover some kind of chemical in tattoo ink that causes cancer in about 5 years or so, so it’s not like any of us will live long enough for that hot mermaid...
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Sydney’s Biggest Backyard! (Suck It, Bill From Next Door)
Let’s have a lovely lunch in the park. Yeah don’t worry. With the advent of smart phones everything’s tolerable and with the burgeoning acceptance of obesity, so is spending 5 straight hours touring the food trucks that’ll be present. To compensate, there’ll be dog walking, tree top climbing,...