It's time now for some self-reflection, Sydney. It's safer this way. You don't want to reflect on your behaviour after the events of New Years. 10) Sotheby's Institute of Art Informal Information Session 2nd January What: Professor Jos Hackforth-Jones, CEO of Sotheby’s Institute of Art and Director of Sotheby’s...
It's two minutes to midnight. But not for long. Time enough for some distraction. 10) This Is It: New Years Day 1st January What: This It It returns to The Oxford Hotel on New Year's Day! Featuring multiple levels of DJs with different styles of music, from camp to...
Check your fly, Melbourne. We're shoving you down the crack. 10) Between Two Worlds | Escher X nendo Exhibition 16th-23rd December Why: Featuring more than 160 extraordinary prints and drawings by Dutch artist M.C. Escher, presented in an immersive environment created by acclaimed Japanese design studio nendo, this exhibition...
Time to look upon your sins, Brisbane. They're grossly insufficient. We'll help you with that. 10) Self Awareness Fair 16th December What: Go ahead and treat yourself to a sacred time out at the Unique High Vibe Centre during their open day. The centre will be jam packed with...
Who knew there were unicorns and purple puppets present at the fall of Babylon? 10) World Music with Faro Negro 21st December What: With Julian Scheffer on 7-string guitar and Stephen Cuttriss on bandoneon, the duo will transport you to the seductive Milonga halls of Argentina as they play...
Sydney, your hell fast approaches. The fiery heat, consuming that which has basically been burned to ash, spending eternity with the worst of your blood relatives. You simply can't turn up without a present! 10) Polish Christmas Feast 23rd December What: Experience a Polish Christmas feast 2 days before...
It's time to lay back and reflect, Melbourne. Or just lay back. It's easier to knock back the whisky in that position in order to delude yourself for another day that the world isn't aflame. 10) David Wayman: Reflective Experience Photo Walk 9th December What: David will talk about...
Breathe in deep and say hello to the sun. Stare directly into the sun. Without glasses. That ought to teach you yoga-misappropriating idiots a lesson. 10) You Wore WHAT On Christmas?! 14th December What: Come and join in a LIT night of Christmas joy, singing and drinking dressed in...
Ladies and gentleman, Shania Twain's back. You know what that means. Gather your guns, buy all the baked bean cans (make sure they're Heinz - we still have standards) you can find and barricade your doors and windows. ZOMBIE ATTACK! 10) RockIT Fit presents: Hot Sensation SummerRave 8th...
Brush up on your foreign language skills, Melbourne. You'll have to do a passable impression of another language in order to pretend that you don't understand English. It'll come in handy when you're sitting next to a person who actively enjoys contemporary dance. 10) International Day of...