There's a toxic fox and Yowies involved. But don't worry. This isn't the Australian version of Stand By Me. It's far too bloody hot to go for rambling walks discussing abuse and innocence, and we have Sydney CityRail. So that infamous train scene would have consisted of four kids...
It begins with a rotating picture of contemporary art. Wait..it gets worse. There's people getting temporary tattoos, wearing fedoras in the Australian sun, old men clutching their chests whilst singing before a too-young enraptured audience also clutching their chests, there's white people playing the bongos and beating...
Air. Form. Space. Movement. Get ready to question the bounds of reality as you try not to claw your own eyeballs out during a lecture on experimental art. 10) The Photographic Art of Brett Sixtysix 2nd November Formerly known as 'The 4th Density Entity', the photographer is holding...
Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom. 10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...
Get ready to meld your senses into a glorious explosion of sound, performance and light shows to artistically blur the bounds of reality. Oh yeah. And there's also Taylor Swift concert. 10) Vovo Awards 27th October An annual celebration of the voice-over artist. You know, those people you simultaneously...
Contortionists, plastic hearts, giant disturbing seaside baby-Buddhas. What a time to be alive. 10) Mocktail Burlesque: Halloween Edition 24th October We know. However, this'll be the one time of sobriety when you can brush up on your sexiest Burlesque moves just so you have something to pull out from...
They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...
Okay. Let us just preface this. There will be drinking. Now, the pitch. Liveworks is launching a festival of performative art, and, in case the preface wasn't clear, they are launching it with an opening night of drinking. If you're conflicted, here, just picture this. A Felucia...
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
You spent Labour Day removing a large section of your capacity for intellect and culture via whisky, Sydney. Time to make reparations. 10) Puppets with Personality! 2nd October Yes. They have personalities now. We're doomed. Let your child create their own puppet with real tools and then as soon...