Test your demonic capacity for gluttony, Brisbane. This week, there will be no reprieve. 10) Must. Dine. Langmeil. 14th June It's time to become a better person and face your weaknesses. Nothing pairs 'functioning' with the word 'addict' like the language of pretension. It’s back! Following huge success...
Truffles, onstage butchery, bottomless Pimms. You may need to spend the eve of the Queen's birthday in a confessional. 10) Starman 14th June Dry your tears. Bowie's gone. But cult-cabaret star Sven Ratzke is here with rave reviews and a performance to distract you briefly from your un-ending...
Singing idol; singing, idle. Oncomau is here once again with a week to heat you up, calm you down and birth you sideways. 10) Tubular Bells for Two 15th June Virgin unleashed. Live. One Album. Two Men. Too Many Instruments. This'll be a date that'll ring throughout the...
Cock your saline gun. This week your brain will be taking your eyeballs on one chaotic trip. 10) Mummy, Can I Marry My Avatar? 16th June AI-ay-ay. To hell with spiritual duality. The singularity is fast approaching and that means less pretending to be a good person and more...
Welcome, revellers, to the launch of the beginning of the end feat. the beginning. 10) Happy Mag Issue 8 Launch 16th June Bid farewell to Sydney Vivid, it's time for these birds to shine. Happy Mag's celebrating the launch of their inaugural photo issue between the legs of The...
One of them should do it. Who's wlling to acquiesce to your insecuirities? You are. This is an event that deserves mentioning. Find salvation in the fact that you're willing to admit you need help. Find it in the chiiffon-clad instruction of your elders. Don't look too hard. You might...
Welcome to the family! There's not much you can advertise to the young kids in the Sydney Film Festival, but this event is definitely one for them. Because this is an explanation of your complicated night out that they will understand without argument. Animation After Dark excites your...
Charge your phones and your heels because it's time to get classy, Sydney! For one of the most beautiful and brilliant events in Sydney's history. In this writer's opinion, you may want to pack some extra lipstick. Because a charged phone is a challenge, lipstick is...
Hilarious slapstick, eco-warriors, horrifying experimentation with the human-animal form and gin. A lot of gin. Oncomau presents the best of Brisbane's fare. And winter has only just begun. 10) Brisbane City Council’s Green Heart Fair 3rd June Salve your sick conscience in six hours! Cheaper than a narcotic...
This week, no talking. It's time to alter the hell out of your base senses. 10) Cern at Free Dope 1st-2nd June Free dope. Now that we have your attention, start off your week with the end of the last and join dark drum and bassist Cern at Free...