It's becoming more and more immoral to produce one's own mental sedative. As children raised in the shadowy era before the emergence of Smash Mouth, we became adept at spontaneously producing that warming brain blanket that was triggered the first time the end credits of Daria...
Question everything. Except that corner of your room you haven't gone near in three months that makes a rustling noise whenever you turn off the lights. Never question that corner. 10) Rogue Opera Live Lounge 3rd July What: Please join Bronwen Stephens-Harding, Director of Rogue Opera, on her Livestream: Rogue...
Your dead-end dreams don't make you smile. Because actually securing a dead-end job is a fantasy bordering on insanity in this economy. 10) Zac Brown Band (Live) 4th July What: Zac Brown Band kicks off the long weekend with a livestream concert benefiting Camp Southern Ground. "Not only do we...
Age is just a number. Numbers define the fabric of reality. You are old, Father William, and the more you attempt to stand on your head, the closer you get to having a brain haemorrhage, the closer the rest of us get to being monetarily liable for...
The destruction of an illusion is always unpleasant. Illusions are almost always constructed by the one being fooled because it has been decided by their own brain that it's safer to process the illusion rather than the reality. Also the alcohol and tobacco industry have been allowed...
It's perversely pleasing to be on the sidelines. Watching horror interspersed with retribution unfold in a kind of terrible chaos is a sickeningly perfect position to be in. For centuries now we've been collectively aware of the psychological desire to get morally exercised about something whilst...
Effort is an alien concept. For the portion of generally secure middle class society that was raised by 90s TV, the idea of appearing to exert yourself whilst engaging in anything other than a life and death scenario is sacrilege. But the sedative state of that...
It's always galling when the inherent pettiness of your passions is laid bare. A cataclysmic catastrophe that reminds us of the fact that whilst we've spent so much time and thought on the construction of our identities based upon intimate knowledge of the metafictional depth of...
You can't teach an old dog new tricks. But dogs aren't responsible for the institutionalised oppression of millions. So maybe stop rubbing Rover's face in his own piss and engage in a little overdue introspection. 10) Uncertain Futures in the Time of Crises 25th June What: In this panel, Myseum...
You've been drinking alone for the past three months. We see no reason to shirk your alcoholic responsibilities just because restrictions have been lifted. 10) Virtual TRiPTease 25th June What: To keep your week spicy, check out Virtual TRiPTease! A virtual online variety party every Wednesday hosted by the Original...