Fan of 'Ca Plane Pour Moi' by Plastic Bertrand? Do you sing it loudly in clubs whilst dancing around even though you don't speak any French and have no idea what you're saying or if what you're saying are words? That's okay. Screw lyrics. Screw meaning. It's...
Kids, it’s that time of year again. The ancient mother of all film festivals is coming home. So clean up your damn apartment, torch your tinder and grindr history, bleach every available surface and come up with an innocent explanation for your suspiciously herpetic rash. Oh, yes. We...
Hungry for something that cannot be delivered by a sweaty underpaid UberEats driver with a penchant for pissing on a wide array of cuisines? Here it is, folks. A week-long stellar line up of 140 literary visionaries, 121 panels and conversations taking place across six stages to...
Have you heard of the legend of the Chamber of Secrets? It's full of affected pseudo-intellectuals arguing about Mahler. 10) Conversation: Realities of War 30th July What: Ben Quilty’s portraits of Australian war veterans are imbued with their complex experiences of war and its aftermath. What is the reality of...
This week's right on the fringe of acceptability. Unfortunately, we're not referring to the presence of vegans, who have fully infiltrated the mainstream. 10) Vegan Degustation Buffet 1st August What: Osteria Italiana will be dedicating a night to an exclusive vegan degustation designed to satisfy the most sophisticated palates. A...
This week you're going to get bent of shape...
This week Sydney's putting on a hell of a show; the mercury content in the harbour is reaching glow-in-the-dark levels. 10) Australian Clean Energy Summit 30th-31st July What: The Summit is the peak gathering of leaders driving Australia’s energy transformation. The agenda includes two days of sessions where heads of...
You're about to hit a fever pitch. So make sure you cover your mouth when you cough. You're criminally liable if you infect Hugh Jackman. 10) Lost Forrest 1st Birthday Bash feat. SIXPATHS 3rd August What: Lost Forrest: the mystical sound of the FOMO vibed party. One stage, multiple genres,...
Let's cuddle up by the fireside. Let's get used to it. In about ten years, thanks to either global warming or global war (or both), there will be more things that will be on fire than not. Might as well enjoy the novelty of it now. Yes, the Fireside...
Some things never change. Including ol' Gertrude. She may be hunched over with decades-old fumes exuding from her mottled mouth, and still harbouring some troublingly racist affiliations...