11/09/2018 In Circus, Comedy, DJ/Dance Party, Electro, Festival, Food and Beverage, Hobbies, Musicals & Shows, New Media, Non Musical performance, Other Music, Play, Pop, Rap/Hip Hop, Rock & Indie By Giselle

2018

Do your laundry, Melbourne. We're taking you to the open seas and to the very fringes of your sanity. So. You'll need clean underwear. 10) Mrs Hopper Turns One 15th September And she's already married? Holy hell, this is indeed a disturbing universe. No wonder she's in need...

11/09/2018 In DJ/Dance Party, Festival, Film event, Food and Beverage, Hobbies, Literature, Musicals & Shows, New Media, Painting/Fine Art, Play, Uncategorized By Giselle

Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 09/09/2018

Sit down and shut up, Sydney. For we here at oncomau believe talking in a movie theatre justifies the re-introduction of capital punishment. 10) Blackmores Half Marathon 16th September Yes, you read right, you ailing pile of human sausage meat. It's time once again to strap your various limbs...

11/09/2018 In Art, Circus, Comedy, Dance, DJ/Dance Party, Electro, Festival, Film event, Food and Beverage, Jazz, Music Festival, Musicals & Shows, New Media, Other Music, Play, Pop, Rock & Indie, Talk/Debate By Giselle

Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 09/09/2018

Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now. 10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...

03/09/2018 In DJ/Dance Party, Electro, Jazz, Music Festival, Musical performance, Other Music, Pop, Rap/Hip Hop, Rock & Indie By Giselle

BIGSOUND Festival feat. The Sound of One Hand Clapping

If a tree falls in Fortitude Valley...

03/09/2018 In Hobbies, Medical & Support, Science, Talk/Debate By Giselle

Declared: You’re A Bloody Nutjob. Let’s Find Out Why!

We’re nothing if not veterans of delirium, here. And so we thought it unavoidable that we bring you this event that embraces and then surgically dissects the very notion. The Australiasian Delirium Association is holding their 5th biennial conference in which participants from all over the world...

03/09/2018 In Festival, Food and Beverage By Giselle

Your Hovercraft Is Full of Eels! And The Cleaner’s Not Coming Till Monday. So Why Not Embrace Your Hovering Brethren Bed at the Ukrainian Festival?

Za zdorovie! Damn right. We said za not na. The Ukraine is primed to give the finger to Putin’s Russia and there’s no better reason to celebrate the hell out of their culture. Feast on varenyky, borsch, holubsti, sweets and cakes! Make a shaky attempt at your slavic slide with an all-day concert...

03/09/2018 In Film event, Talk/Debate By Giselle

We Have A Problem Here. Dr George Miller…Is Not…What He Seems.

Well, it's not that surprising, is it? Considering this guy's directorial output, we've been envisioning him as some kind of nitro-sniffing tap-dancing bird-human hybrid with sawed-off shotguns for arms. But that's not to say that Dr George Miller isn't a multi-talented being with unusual powers. In fact, one...

03/09/2018 In Festival, Food and Beverage, Painting/Fine Art, Sculpture By Giselle

Shiranu Ga Hotoke? Not So. Get Some Culture In You, Dammit. Feat. The Matsuri Japan Festival

Yeah, we know. We know you think that fake sword you bought from Paddy’s after a night of drunken Tarantino appreciation has made you feel as though you know enough of Japanese culture to consider yourself a worldly individual. But the truth is, normal Japanese culture just...

02/09/2018 In Art, Circus, Comedy, DJ/Dance Party, Fashion, Festival, Food and Beverage, Hobbies, Lifestyle, Music Festival, Musical performance, Musicals & Shows, New Media, Play, Pop, Rap/Hip Hop, Rock & Indie, Talk/Debate By Giselle

Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 02/09/2018

Finally, Brisbane. It's your time to shine. So shower, shave and get a goddamn haircut. It's spring and that gross depression beard doesn't make you look as alternative as you think. No matter upon what part of your body it currently resides. 10) Adopt A Sloth Party 8th...

02/09/2018 In Dance, Fashion, Festival, Food and Beverage, Lifestyle, Literature, Musicals & Shows, New Media, Science, Sculpture, Talk/Debate By Giselle

Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 02/09/2018

Shucks, Melbourne. Hush your mouth and prick up them ears. Cause we're fixin' to tell you that we reckon this week's got more little pills than Carter. And we don't mean the kind that help your liver. 10) Swinburne Writers Festival 4th-5th September We've been around awhile. We've been...