We'll never be able to understand the notion of a luau. Loud drunken people eating pork and wearing insufficient clothing. Look, it's a party and there are people dancing and we're inherently too insecure to be able to contemplate a situation like that with levity. Much less an...
Halloween. It's that thing you cherished in your youth because the inherent magic of being a witch or a member of Men Without Hats was still valid. Then your mother or father or some figure of authority told you that you could not eat the candy because...
The Logical Song by Supertramp. We all love it. And that is inherently illogical. So, too, is contemporary music. Thought the synth was over in the 80s? Thought we, as a society, had learned from that? Well, people still wear suspenders and latent racism is wildly prevalent. Enter the Kyneton Music Festival. "Catch...
Look, they've already made quite a bold claim by insinuating that any grass will remain green in this environmental crisis. But, don't worry. The usage of the old adage is purely ironic. "Purely ironic". If that doesn't sound like a 2018 quasi-indie music festival, you haven't been paying...
We are all depressed. Looking for an escape. We're all watching those we have idolised die in their own pain. Yet we are aware of the fact that we are technically young and still are in charge of reality, to an extent. So, welcome Sydney Beer Week. A week of...
"Ahoy Pirates! We hope you've had a cosy winter (or sexy summer if you live in the Northern Hemisphere)" Yes, that is how they've started the promotional premise to this music festival. And to all you people who are aware of real pirates outside of Johnny Depp, we...
She does indeed have a reputation. If you like music that isn't inherently abrasive, she's been somewhat of an annoyance. Then again, if you're a horrible person, you're an American Republican. In which case, you're not only an annoyance, you're a plague on society. But either way,...
Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom. 10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...
Get ready to meld your senses into a glorious explosion of sound, performance and light shows to artistically blur the bounds of reality. Oh yeah. And there's also Taylor Swift concert. 10) Vovo Awards 27th October An annual celebration of the voice-over artist. You know, those people you simultaneously...
Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...