It's a difficult time to be alive. It's not, of course, the most unpleasant. We are living on the constant brink of potential life-annihilating war stemming from increasing isolationism, right-wing nationalism and warhead proliferation. The next 80s icon that's revealed to be a prolific paedophile is likely...
Fancy a cup of tea? Due to recent events on the world scale that question is fraught with danger. With Brexit straddled like a naked geriatric bigot on top of Britain, the economic stability, not to mention the racial, civil and political stability, of what we call...
'Tis the nearly the season and Santa has a gluten intolerance. 10) Opera in the Upper House 21st & 22nd November What: Experience the thrill of the Opera in the Upper House starring the youthful, energetic and enchanting Brisbane City Opera. Step back in time and be captivated by the...
Dinner and a show, breakfast and a hangover, doctors appointment and a massive hike in your life insurance premiums. 10) MCW & Evie's presents G.IRL 5 17th November What: Introducing G.IRL, Australia's premiere women's wrestling brand, hosted by Melbourne City Wrestling and Evie's Disco Diner! More action! More excitement! And...
It's time to sell your soul. Oh, come on. It's not like you're using it. 10) Made in Melbourne 22nd November What: An Indoor EDM Festival Showcase of the best talent Melbourne has to offer. Located in the heart of Melbourne at the iconic Billboard The Venue with state of...
Depressant, stimulant, repeat. 10) Slime Market in the City 23rd November What: Experience a day with Scoopi and KittyCake from NSW, The Slime Allure and Ragdoll from VIC and Daisy from QLD. Try and experience different slimes so you know what they feel like and meet and trade slime with...
You'll be making waves this week. Make sure you cover your mouth and don't swallow. There's a lot of mercury in that water. 10) The Berlin Experiment 23rd November What: Be greeted by their friendly nurse at the door and receive your patient number on entry. This dim lit underground...
Craving a simpler time, like, say, the 70s? When good was good, bad was bad and music was faultlessly brilliant? Well, good and bad have always been fluid and relative concepts, you cannot live without your smart phone and Starland Vocal Band was Number 1 in 1976. Nostalgia...
Music is the universal language. As long as you possess a vocabulary 50% of which comprises alternate terms for 'bourgeois' and 25% of which comprises over-pronounced bastardised words from other foreign languages. The other 25% tends to consist of expletives to direct at indelicate baristas. Have the regular...
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich, Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von 99 Luftballons Und, dass sowas von sowas kommt. We know that the name of the event is...