It's time to acknowledge your sordid past. Don't worry. We're not referring to your children. 10) R U OK? Day 12th September What: Enjoy a free feed, activities for all ages and a chance to learn more about when it’s time to ask R U OK? and how to use...
Cock your weapons. You're coming with us to the underground. Here be dragons. 10) Something Else x Jahra 14th September What: Something Else is honouring local talent in this night of electronic goodness. Heading up the night is Jahra, a long standing guest at Something Else who has played the...
The written word is dead. Which means, of course, if you want to get with the hip young people, you must cover yourself in its corpse. We don't know exactly what it is about the intellectual, cultural and artistic black hole into which we're slowly fading, but...
Spring is here. A time for rebirth. And historical revisionism. The past 12 weeks weren't a state of vegetative depression. They were an extended period of profound reflection. Now that you've finished reflecting mentally, it's time to reflect physically. Get that new Spring haircut and jaunty fashion accent...
This week, give your father gin. It's the least you could do after being part of the generation that considers the lyric 'Love to work the kitty like purrrrrrr' the work of a legitimately talented musician. 10) The Cold Record 6th-12th September What: A secret performance. A one-man show. Directed...
This week's got spirit. Some of the attendees will really be dead. And there's enough whisky around to help you deal with the presence of idiots that believe in ghosts. 10) NARCIFIXION 6th September What: Super serious and profoundly absurd. A darkly humorous look at narcissism in today's me obsessed...
It's father's day week. And we have a whole lot of liquor planned for the days following the big one to help you emotionally cope with the fallout. 10) Future Tones at The Loft 7th September What: The future is you and the future is here! Presenting: FUTURE TONES -...
The western world is increasingly accepting of the health benefits and relative morality of marijuana in comparison with legal evils such as tobacco, sugar and recent attempts at cultural and racial genocide. Smoking pot won't result in paranoid visions of an Australian version of Nixon introducing...
Though, as Australians, we retain strings of reluctant dedication to the British crown, we've long since lost the privilege of joining in the pomp and pageantry of a monarchy. The dictatorial marching, the ridiculous outfits, the frozen faces of those who have laid their lives...
A night of alcohol and old rebels. It speaks to the impudent appetites of humanity that it's impossible to tell from that statement whether we're referring to a hot young music festival, late visiting hours at a rest home, a mafia syndicate's fencing operation or a...