Want To See A Cartoon Version Of How The Sausage Gets Made? Visit The Ekka Royal Queensland Show!

From farm to fork. Ever heard of that phrase? You must've seen the insidious little marketing campaigns showcasing humble, slightly cross-eyed farmers patting cows, striding around fields and crowing about how only the freshest and happiest produce gets packed away lovingly and shipped off to the local...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 04/08/2019

By the end of this week you'll be infamous. The greatest legends always begin with Flemish ale and wood-chopping.   10) Best In Show: Markets At The Boulevarde 10th August What: Markets At The Boulevarde invites you to celebrate the Best In Show of the Ekka Show with market stalls, sideshow...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 04/08/2019

This week, Melbourne's coming alive with festivals! None of which, as of yet, have been responsible for the deaths of teenagers (except perhaps the Hot Chocolate Festival, but the death-by-diabetes statistic doesn't tend to come up often in sensationalist media).   10) Top Dog Film Festival  7th August What: A 2 hour...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 04/08/2019

Put a blindfold on and bend over. Snow Patrol's getting ready to drill 'Chasing Cars' into you for another long decade.   10) TIME: The Gaso 9th August What: A party featuring some of Melbourne's finest selectors. Featuring: Market Memories - one of the hottest house and techno acts in Melbourne...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 04/08/2019

It has been scientifically proven that this week will pique your interest. Interesting things tend to happen after the ingestion of a lot of foreign liqueur.   10) Living Heritage Festival 4th August What: Across Discovery Point Park and Mt Olympus, enjoy history pop-ups and tours, where you can hear...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 04/08/2019

This is a revelatory week. Who knew John Paul Young was still alive?   10) Up For it! 10th August What: The Promoters of UP FOR IT! Sydney’s legendary classics and anthems nights (circa 1996 – 1999) invite you to a celebration of house music from 1988 to the present...

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Bright-Eyed and Hopeful? It’s About Time Your Eyes Became Cracked, Dry and Bloody…at The Melbourne International Film Festival!

Kids, it’s that time of year again. The ancient mother of all film festivals is coming home. So clean up your damn apartment, torch your tinder and grindr history, bleach every available surface and come up with an innocent explanation for your suspiciously herpetic rash. Oh, yes. We...

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Think You’re A Skilled Lover? Well, Baby, You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet. Enter: The Dog Lovers Show.

Slow down there, cowboy. They're not into that kind of thing. But if you're passionate about dogs in a way that doesn't involve bestiality, this is the event for you. They bring joy, they bring love, they alleviate you of your loneliness and your idiocy. Because someone constantly excited...

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