Hugh Jackman – The Man. The Music. The Show. The Warning.

Logan AKA Wolverine is dead.

He went out on an echo of Nine Inch Nails via Johnny Cash. Presumably because playing the Nine Inch Nails version would have been far too on the nose.

Luckily, for all of you who consider that a delightful missed opportunity, the man behind the throbbing veiny muscles and ubiquitous growl-scream is going on a stage tour.

Yes, Academy Award nominated, Golden Globe, Grammy and Tony Award-winning performer, Hugh Jackman, will be bringing his ‘The Man. The Music. The Show. World Tour’ to Australia.

Featuring songs and playful comedic interludes from Broadway plays and films with more on the nose lyrics than ass hair on Beast.

The tour will see Jackman perform hit songs from Les Misérables, The Greatest Showman, The Boy From Oz and more, accompanied by a live orchestra.

We’re not saying Jackman isn’t legitimately talented enough to pull this off.

But he’s the jacked canary in the coal mine.

Someone needs to strap down and sedate Anne Hathaway immediately.

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