Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And I said "I can't be arsed to walk. I'm going to take that massive submarine that's casting the fantastic hue all over everything. It's faster and they have access to a lot of LSD." Beatlemania just won't die. And why should...
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This week is a feast for the senses. Traditionally, feasts did involve ritual vomiting. 10) Electroswing & Glitch Hop Back To The 70s 23rd August What: Dress up, have fun and dance the night away in funky town. Get groovy with Goosebumpz (NSW), experience 70s sounds from Gorilla Groove and...
It's time to get twisted in the dark. And we're not just talking about 3am vodka reflux. 10) Wakanda Vibes: DJ Chocolate Drop's Birthday Bash 24th August What: At Wakanda Vibes they love music and think that you should have only the best (no boring fillers). So get ready to...
Feeling nothing in particular except maybe a vague craving for a locally sourced coffee bean? Have we got the band for you. Boy & Bear. If you're not really searching for anything, you've found it. According to triple J (those harbingers of quality) "Boy & Bear first popped up...
The world is becoming increasingly divided. It's a time of tension and mutual derision. But whether you're a right-wing nationalist hungry for blood or a left-wing pacifist hungry for Netflix content, there's one thing that unites us. We all love a good death cult. And there's no festival more...
Humanity is a raging swarm of fleshy profligate cockroaches constantly consuming, excreting, breeding and screaming in an orgy of self-aware pointlessness. As such, they really know how to throw a classy soiree. And few events are so classy as the Grape, Grain & Graze Festival! A day of...
This week you'll feel like royalty. In other words, obsolete. The sound of current progressive experimental rock bands tends to inspire that feeling. 10) Confronting Contemporary Art: Abstract Painting and Op-Art 17th August What: What have you always wanted to know about contemporary art, but been too afraid to ask?...
Sense that? It's victory. And two straight weeks of cheese-induced constipation. 10) Burlesque at The Woodlands 17th August What: Join one of Coburg's iconic venues for a night of seduction and glamour. Revive the good ol' fashioned late-night cabaret dinner and show. This flurry of feathers showcases world class international...
This week's going to get a little wild. There'll be no end to the clerical duties. 10) Stable & Cat House present Cleric 17th August What: The mysterious Mancunian and young UK producer Cleric has been most prolific with his creative outlet on an extensive amount of releases for labels...