Melbourne Revellers Weekly Top 10 01/07/18

Tomorrow says: "cirrhosis". Tonight says: "Finally. Justification for my medical insurance".   10) Scratch Fundraiser 7th July Tingle your extremities; tingle your insecurities; tingle your moral virtuosities. http://on.com.au/search/events/Scratch-Fundraiser/27123700-7b52-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c   9) Debbie Does Daytime 1st July A ferocious, delicious, quasi-pornographic gang bang. All your darkest, stickiest fantasies in the unforgiving light of day. http://on.com.au/search/events/Debbie-Does-Daytime/55cb29c0-7b53-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c   8) Taboo 6th July London calling. Though...

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Melbourne Cultural Weekly Top 10 01/07/18

Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary.   10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c   9) The Melbourne...

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Sydney Revellers Weekly Top 10 01/07/18

The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney.   10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c   9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...

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Sydney Cultural Weekly Top 10 01/07/18

A week of deference; a week of decadence. Find your centre. Then cram it full of wine and mini hotdogs.   10) Addison Road Street Food Markets 7th July Spent one too many introspective moments staring down the barrel of a Heinz big and chunky? Kerb that hollow gravy-scented depression...

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Lay Low, Dicties

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple: some blind tiger's jerking suds on the side 'n' this is your chance to beat your gums in your glad rags. Sneak in through Brixton Pound and find yourself in the throes of the newest inner west speakeasy. It's...

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Brisbane Culture and Revelry Weekly Top 10 24/06/18

Starch your collar, Brisbane. This week it's all blusiness. Business. Sorry we've..had a few.   10) Make Your Own Bouquet 30th June Repress the desire to reflect on the child-annihilating pestilential inspiration behind the music of flowers and expunge your dirty dirty soul with a moment of purely innocent bouquet arranging....

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Melbourne Cultural Weekly Top 10 24/06/18

The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this.   10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...

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Sydney Revellers Weekly Top 10 24/06/18

Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt.   10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...

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