Let’s have a lovely lunch in the park. Yeah don’t worry. With the advent of smart phones everything’s tolerable and with the burgeoning acceptance of obesity, so is spending 5 straight hours touring the food trucks that’ll be present. To compensate, there’ll be dog walking, tree top climbing,...
Give the finger to your soul and mind, Brisbane. This week is all about your guts, your butts and your burning subdermal flesh. 10) Carbs with the Kings of Rock n Roll 19th July Ahh, Elvis, the king of rock and idol to thousands. Well, what are you waiting...
A storm's coming, Melbourne. Better Instagram as many pictures of yourself looking pensive at a range of different galleries now so at least you'll die an 'intellectual'. 10) Creative Collaborations Conference 20th July Exploring creative diversity and indigenous culture in the VET sector. Yeah. You can chalk this...
Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...
Clear the goal; free your soul; slick the pole. Ah, Sydney. It's going to be a good 'un. 10) The Club - Horizon 14th July It's a good life - no more. Face it. But there are things on the horizon, as long as we stare hard enough. In...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Tomorrow says: "cirrhosis". Tonight says: "Finally. Justification for my medical insurance". 10) Scratch Fundraiser 7th July Tingle your extremities; tingle your insecurities; tingle your moral virtuosities. http://on.com.au/search/events/Scratch-Fundraiser/27123700-7b52-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) Debbie Does Daytime 1st July A ferocious, delicious, quasi-pornographic gang bang. All your darkest, stickiest fantasies in the unforgiving light of day. http://on.com.au/search/events/Debbie-Does-Daytime/55cb29c0-7b53-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 8) Taboo 6th July London calling. Though...
It won't help you with the cops so you better leave the car at home. But it'll be bloody hilarious. Be careful with the exhibits though. Enter an after hours after dark party at Queensland Museum. Live music, food, and Ancient Egyptian themed drinks so named Khufu’s Old...
Looking for an excuse to get out of the house that doesn't involve calling in a bomb threat? We at on.com.au are here with at least ten ways to tickle your brain and your social standing this week! 10) Pacific Opera Presents A Mother's Day Concert 13th May Make...