Think You’re A Skilled Lover? Well, Baby, You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet. Enter: The Dog Lovers Show.

Slow down there, cowboy. They're not into that kind of thing. But if you're passionate about dogs in a way that doesn't involve bestiality, this is the event for you. They bring joy, they bring love, they alleviate you of your loneliness and your idiocy. Because someone constantly excited...

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Stock Up On Fuels Of All Kinds; The Fireside Winter Festival Is Making Its Debut.

Let's cuddle up by the fireside. Let's get used to it. In about ten years, thanks to either global warming or global war (or both), there will be more things that will be on fire than not. Might as well enjoy the novelty of it now. Yes, the Fireside...

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Sweet Expo Sydney! (This Article Is Not Being Monitored By Foreign Agents)

Got a sweet tooth? Well, swallow it now comrade. You are not immune to the excesses of the west and it's best you end your life now before the higher ups get their hands on you. Because no one can resist...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 21/07/2019

This week's so sweet that when your blood's spilled you'll be attacked by a swarm of bees.   10) Closing Weekend Artist Talks: 2019 John Fries Award 27th July What: Join 2019 John Fries Award finalists Madison Bycroft, Jenna Lee, Hayley Millar-Baker and The Ryan Sisters for a series of artist...

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Look. It’s Moving. It’s Alive. IT’S ALIVE! NOOSA alive!

Past your prime? Willing to do anything...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 14/07/2019

This week, Brisbane's really going to come alive. The whole city will need to be on high alert to ensure that no more than 10 slam poets are speaking at once.   10) Top Dog Film Festival  17th July What: A 2 hour cinematic celebration honouring the bond between dogs and...

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Bello Winter Music (Did You Think The Slang Term ‘Yo’ Was Dead?)

Want to get out of the city? We all feel that way sometimes. The loudness, the confusion, the inconsiderate people pumping terrible music without shame and the general air of drudgery can get you down. But then, in a perverse way, when we do venture out of...

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Bastille French Festival; Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

C'est la vie! Loosely translated that means 'that's life'. Rarely, in times gone by, was that phrase cried apropos of nothing. Which was a shame. Because the majority of the time, lack of noteworthiness is what characterises life. But we're living in a world in which everything, via the...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 07/07/2019

Time to get your affairs in order. Opera can be a harrowing experience from which you may never recover.   10) Brisbane Arts and Culture Innovation Event  10th July What: See some of Brisbane’s talented creatives in an evening of live entertainment, short pitch presentations and business to business networking. Speakers...

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