Don the silken scarf and cock walk yourself down to the Museum of Contemporary Art for an exhibition you shan't forget. Because it's on the roof and you won't have to look at an artwork longer than the 3 seconds or less it takes you to...
The dark horse of the art scene...
One of the most brilliant and daring magazines, self-described as "the Australian journal of sexual diversity" will be launching its 10th issue with a cracking celebration. Acknowledging all the cracks that have been for so long ignored and at worst, maligned. And boy do they have a...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Tomorrow says: "cirrhosis". Tonight says: "Finally. Justification for my medical insurance". 10) Scratch Fundraiser 7th July Tingle your extremities; tingle your insecurities; tingle your moral virtuosities. http://on.com.au/search/events/Scratch-Fundraiser/27123700-7b52-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) Debbie Does Daytime 1st July A ferocious, delicious, quasi-pornographic gang bang. All your darkest, stickiest fantasies in the unforgiving light of day. http://on.com.au/search/events/Debbie-Does-Daytime/55cb29c0-7b53-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 8) Taboo 6th July London calling. Though...
Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary. 10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) The Melbourne...
The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney. 10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...
A week of deference; a week of decadence. Find your centre. Then cram it full of wine and mini hotdogs. 10) Addison Road Street Food Markets 7th July Spent one too many introspective moments staring down the barrel of a Heinz big and chunky? Kerb that hollow gravy-scented depression...
BURN, you filthy witch! You have to get a good burn going for the incense to release its therapeutic effects. That's right, kids. The Huon Valley Mid Winter Festival is on the horizon, featuring some of the best musical talents in the world amidst a microcosmic world of degustation,...
Starch your collar, Brisbane. This week it's all blusiness. Business. Sorry we've..had a few. 10) Make Your Own Bouquet 30th June Repress the desire to reflect on the child-annihilating pestilential inspiration behind the music of flowers and expunge your dirty dirty soul with a moment of purely innocent bouquet arranging....