"The Longest Nightmare of the Year". Seems a bold claim, doesn't it? Considering this year is barely halfway through and we're all already screaming for someone to turn on the lights and tell us it was all a dream. But then, nightmares aren't real. We all love scary movies...
...Because if you're going to try to survive in the dystopian cannibalistic wasteland of corporeal book publishing, you're going to at least need to protect your genitals. This week will see Australia's largest gathering of emerging writers. Apart from Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, Snapchat and...
This week will end not with a whimper but a giggle. The whimpering will happen around midweek with the amount of Whisky you'll be downing. 10) Sips of Seppelts' Wine Tasting 20th June What: Rob Wilkins presents an evening of sampling some of the finest drops from the Victorian region....
You'll emerge from this week like a butterfly with a hangover. 10) IoT Festival 18th June What: Welcome to Australia’s premier Internet of Things industry event! Now in its 3rd year, the 2019 Australian IoT Festival is a celebration of the increasingly-connected world and the possibilities it creates for business,...
Darkness descends. A hush falls over the streets. Oh god. Here they come. The indie bands. 10) Rings of Saturn Australian Tour 19th June What: Self-proclaimed Alien Death Core Texans, RINGS OF SATURN have announced their long awaited and well over due first tour of Australia and New Zealand! The...
There's nothing about this week that isn't super. Unfortunately that includes the diarrhoea following whatever 'vegan s'mores' are made of. 10) Danielle X Exhibition Opening Night 20th June What: Sydney-based Danielle Cross is a multi-faceted visual artist with a repertoire that stretches from painting to photography. Her abstract work embodies...
The lights are out for another year. Finally. It's so much less work getting pissed in the dark. 10) CAMP 22nd June What: It's a night of all your favourite camp anthems, from Kylie to Danni, Mariah to Shania, Tina to Ariana, Spice Girls to Little Mix and Almighty to...
It was Macbeth that cried 'out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow!'. But he was a creature born of fiction with a hot enterprising wife and a title that assured him enough income to be able to afford to invest in housing. You are -...
It's like every recently publicised grudge match: the two parties involved have loudly expressed manifestos nearly indistinguishable from each other, there's a lot of confusing malapropisms and portmanteaus used that no one can be sure aren't some kind of new sociopolitical slang and there are...
With the rising death toll of music legends, the prevalence of 6 second shock-value butt-based iPhone-shot videos and whatever atrocity U2 is planning next, whether for good or bad, never has there been a more appropriate time than the 21st Century to listen with your...