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It's time to channel your inner critic. (Youtube frequenters not welcome.) 10) present tense .2 Auto-Response 22nd August What: Autoresponse is about the interconnectivity between writing, art and dance. Featuring four prolific artists, this performative event uses reflection and response to challenge dominant storytelling narratives. Why: All your intellectual credit for the...
It's time to get twisted in the dark. And we're not just talking about 3am vodka reflux. 10) Wakanda Vibes: DJ Chocolate Drop's Birthday Bash 24th August What: At Wakanda Vibes they love music and think that you should have only the best (no boring fillers). So get ready to...
The world is becoming increasingly divided. It's a time of tension and mutual derision. But whether you're a right-wing nationalist hungry for blood or a left-wing pacifist hungry for Netflix content, there's one thing that unites us. We all love a good death cult. And there's no festival more...
This is no longer the Revenge of the Nerds zeitgeist. Never again will the word 'nerd' be shouted with derision. The term is now claimed proudly by people wearing tight shirts with the face of the TV show Mr Robot splashed across the front; the same people whose...
Sense that? It's victory. And two straight weeks of cheese-induced constipation. 10) Burlesque at The Woodlands 17th August What: Join one of Coburg's iconic venues for a night of seduction and glamour. Revive the good ol' fashioned late-night cabaret dinner and show. This flurry of feathers showcases world class international...
Logan AKA Wolverine is dead. He went out on an echo of Nine Inch Nails via Johnny Cash. Presumably because playing the Nine Inch Nails version would have been far too on the nose. Luckily, for all of you who consider that a delightful missed opportunity, the...
This week, Melbourne's coming alive with festivals! None of which, as of yet, have been responsible for the deaths of teenagers (except perhaps the Hot Chocolate Festival, but the death-by-diabetes statistic doesn't tend to come up often in sensationalist media). 10) Top Dog Film Festival 7th August What: A 2 hour...
Put a blindfold on and bend over. Snow Patrol's getting ready to drill 'Chasing Cars' into you for another long decade. 10) TIME: The Gaso 9th August What: A party featuring some of Melbourne's finest selectors. Featuring: Market Memories - one of the hottest house and techno acts in Melbourne...
This is a revelatory week. Who knew John Paul Young was still alive? 10) Up For it! 10th August What: The Promoters of UP FOR IT! Sydney’s legendary classics and anthems nights (circa 1996 – 1999) invite you to a celebration of house music from 1988 to the present...