22/10/2018 In Art, Circus, Design/Architecture, Festival, Food and Beverage, Hobbies, Musicals & Shows, New Media, Painting/Fine Art, Photography, Play, Sculpture By Giselle

2018

Contortionists, plastic hearts, giant disturbing seaside baby-Buddhas. What a time to be alive. 10) Mocktail Burlesque: Halloween Edition 24th October We know. However, this'll be the one time of sobriety when you can brush up on your sexiest Burlesque moves just so you have something to pull out from...

22/10/2018 In Art, Circus, DJ/Dance Party, Festival, Food and Beverage, Hobbies, Musical performance, New Media By Giselle

Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 21/10/2018

Stop paying attention to reality, Sydney. Halloween is fast approaching and you don't want to wear out your threshold for horror too soon. 10) Guil-TEA as Charged 26th October Ah, tea. Well, the one good thing here is that we're not British. Pretentious? Sure. Overly dedicated to a beverage...

18/10/2018 In Other sports, Sport & Games, Watersports By Giselle

Invictus Games – You’re Inadequate, Want To Find Out How Much?

Sounds goddamn brilliant doesn't it? You just can't not buy the ticket, right? Invictus. Unconquerable. Undefeated. Okay, the guy who designed the term had tuberculosis, but, you know, he was able to romance people with his words, but we know better by now. Now, it means the bloody...

18/10/2018 In Festival, Food and Beverage, Lifestyle By Giselle

Vegan Italiano – With The Flavour You Can See

Remember those racially insensitive ads from Arnotts Shapes that had the biscuit triangles with tiny dancing Spanish women and horrifying Pavarotti puppet men you thought were incredibly delicious and justification for essential cannibalism? Well, they rightly turned to ash in your mouth though you only realised...

18/10/2018 In Festival, Food and Beverage, Lifestyle By Giselle

Whisky Uncovered: Spring Symphony…No Strings Attached

Symphonies. No one not under the influence of some kind of intoxicant has ever truly appreciated them. Sure, there's that friend you have that claims to appreciate Beethoven, but really was adolescently turned on by A Clockwork Orange, and then there was your grandfather, but the soundtrack...

18/10/2018 In DJ/Dance Party, Fashion, Musical performance By Giselle

Unicorns: A Pink Salvation

Been alienated by everyone in your life for an inherent lack of feeling? Don't worry. We have the solution. A night so excessively, violently pink your eyeballs will be watering long into the next week. And you know we're not exaggerating on the violence of pink. We've been...

18/10/2018 In Food and Beverage, Lifestyle By Giselle

Chefs in the City…Well, Sort Of

Okay, let's begin this with a disclaimer. It is in the city. But so many boats we've seen claim the mantle of freedom or being out of this world or someone named Sheila - and no one knows anyone named Sheila who lives in the...

17/10/2018 In Art, DJ/Dance Party, Musical performance, New Media, Painting/Fine Art, Sculpture By Giselle

Exorcism feat. No One That Will Threaten Your Basic Freedoms

We're not the biggest fans of religion. But we are of depravity. Seems inherently paradoxical right? There's no depravity like repressed religious depravity. However, that's simply not our jam. Mostly because we often like to involve jam in our depravity and those post-church biscuits never seem to contain any. Enter...

16/10/2018 In Comedy, Non Musical performance By Giselle

Bill Bailey: Earl of Whimsy

He's brilliant. A denizen of brilliance. He is the incredibly hairy bald crow that sits upon the entrance to brilliance. He is Bill Bailey. We honestly don't feel the need to sell you on this in any way. If you have but a modicum of intellect and...

16/10/2018 In Art, Design/Architecture, Fair & Fete, Fashion, Festival, Food and Beverage, Horticulture, Musical performance, New Media, Other Music, Painting/Fine Art, Photography, Sculpture By Giselle

All Hail Autocorrect: Connoisseur Discovery Festival

They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...