From selling your instrument to selling your soul, satan's been making quite an impression on Brisbane. He'll even be appearing a couple of times on the big screen, and be sure to sample some of his very own food cake. This week, oncomau is your...
Brain aching for stimulation? Relax. oncomau is here to provide. From the lowest of high culture to the loftiest lowbrow, we've got enough intellectual and gastronomical stimulation to compensate for at least a solid week of Netflix binging and second-hand vape fumes. 10) Sensor[ed] 10th May-8th June Engage...
This hedonistic lifestyle of over-consumption is going to kill us all. And this week's the week! Dance to your grave and die laughing with oncomau's litany of temptations. 10) Apparatus for Transtemporal Occurrence of Impending Space From 25th May Youth is no longer immune to a sense of impending...
Sequins, salons, sickening hangovers. Oncomau presents the cream of the Sydney cultural crop this week. 10) A-Pho-Retivo at The Dolphin 27th May Never has excessive pretence been so affordable. On the 27th of May, teeter unconfusingly on the edge of Autumn and Winter, in a Maritime-themed restaurant with...
Drink, dance, don't stop at third base. Oncomau presents this week's vividly hot dates. Coach'll be waving you in, slugger. 10) Black by Fireball Whiskey From 17th May Expand your repertoire and get drunk with the new kid in the old block for a marginally less expensive amount to...
Here we go again. ABBA without the Swedish people in flared body suits. We know you want it. Hollywood knew you wanted it. And you want again. And again. Even Cher knows. But to salve the period in between the first all-singing all-dancing wet circus film featuring some...
They grow up so fast. And yet, it's not so fast that he's lost the use of his voice box. That's right, kids! One of the most rabidly beloved members of One Direction is coming to Melbourne and he's as vulnerable and amenable to those quasi-legal fantasies...
You forgot, didn't you? It's your goddamn anniversary. Stay classy. You knew all along and this year, you've lit up the whole of the Sydney Opera House just let them know they're special. On the 25th of May, clutch your significant other in their significant body parts and...
Swallow hard. Let the cool dissolve upwards from your stomach to your brain. Ice Cube is coming and it's best to just shut up and let it diffuse inside you. As part of Vivid, this savant of American rap is coming and he's bringing the classics...
It took them bloody long enough. The pride of Australian comedy have finally reunited, and there is no direct corollary between their reunion and their lack of success following their parting. No one can possibly prove that. Following an amazing run at the Melbourne International Comedy...