Be Acknowledged with Pathway to Paris: Earth Day 50

Paranoia about obsolescence is something we have all felt. It's a fear no longer reserved for those prioritising their bone density. The exponential nature with which technology is progressing and the repeated epiphanies our loved ones seem to keep having about our terrible personalities and sick...

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Believe in Yourself with Gender Empowerment Week

It's getting increasingly difficult to be a good person. Weeks of being trapped inside with nothing but your own base impulses growing ever stronger and more complexly specific without anyone to dissuade you from surrendering to those impulses by expressing their disgust verbally, projectile vomiting, or...

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Snatch the Queen’s Girdle with KIIS FM’s Virtual Prom

Humans are structurally fragile beings. Of course, emotional fragility should be acknowledged as an inherent aspect of everyone's psyche, but we're referring specifically to the physical structure of a human body. Whether stabbed, crushed, steamrolled, thrown into a woodchipper or over-zealousness with a poppy, there's a...

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Top 10 Australia Culture On this week 26/04/2020 (COVID-19 EDITION)

The history of the world, my love, is those below serving those up above. And that's pretty much the future of it too.   10) 'Broken Places' Zoom Film Screening 27th April What: Experience an online showing of the documentary Broken Places which follows subjects for 40 years to explore the...

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Top 10 Australia Revelry On this week 26/04/2020 (COVID-19 EDITION)

Fundamentally, you are unlovable. Superficially, we love that lipstick on you, honey! Damn!   10) Christopher Titus: Carrying Monsters 3rd May What: In the midst of the stress and chaos of the global pandemic, achingly honest dyfunctional comedian Christopher Titus brings his newest show, 'Carrying Monsters', to a one-night only livestream event...

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Be Liable For Your Own Happiness with Higher Together: Sessions From Home

Pain is relative. No thinking human with the ability to engage in the smallest amount of self-reflection could deny that. Every human experiences pain at some point and the cure to that pain has been pedalled to us in different forms. Alcohol, My Little Pony, tobacco,...

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Some Things Will Never Change with Jersey 4 Jersey

Humans are emotionally fragile beings. No matter what specific cocktail of psychopathic tendencies is currently in vogue due to a sexy accent and the golden age of streamable television, or how bigoted and visually prune-like a human becomes, at their core, humans are chronically squishy, wide-eyed...

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They Are Young, They Run Green (Quietly) with Room Service

Humans are able to adapt to almost any conditions. And although the most aggressively moronic of our species are holding steadfast to their conviction that partying on the beach is somehow akin in terms of fighting government oppression to the Tiananmen Square protests, the majority...

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