The mass extermination of several species of animals takes a lot of effort. Just blast Kasey Chambers at them and they'll beat themselves to death for us. 10) A Doof For The Bush 31st January What: The Flinders is hosting a massive House party to raise much needed funds for...
It's the 21st Century. Scratch that. It's the second decade of the 21st Century. And while the written art of irony may have peaked in the 16th Century, the active presence of it in real life is reaching its zenith in 2020. Perhaps that's indicative of how horrifically constructed...
These are depressing times. Every moment of every day, in what has become some kind of self-hating vaguely pleasurable sadomasochistic relationship with the universe, we are reminded of how every move we make results in something catastrophic. It's no longer the pretty chaos theory of a butterfly...
Tennis players. Genuine athletes, the majority of which go their whole physically exhausting career unrecognised and underpaid. Which essentially is true for pretty much every other profession on earth. But who cares about the majority of people? As a society we've collectively decided that whilst the traditional...
There's a lot of hyperbolic talk about wanting to abandon the earth. The wish for the ability to shoot oneself into space far away from the deniers, the prejudiced, the morally bankrupt, the environmental horror and the Franco brothers has never been more of a popular...
If not now, when? Perhaps in about two weeks when the apocalypse truly hits. Nothing will be off the table then. 10) 'Choose Love' Screening 22nd January What: 'Choose Love' explores many different facets of forgiveness, addressing new scientific findings, and raising some important questions. The documentary describes a journey...
Violently stab the beaten, twitching, unconscious body of culture to death...
It's time to let loose and be a child again! You can't blame a child for causing irreparable damage to the climate. They're not legally mentally competent enough to understand the gravity of their actions. Quick! Is Target already out of those giant rompers? 10) WeLove #236...
Well, here we are again. Being that it's 2020, that phrase could refer to a great number of things. War, famine, Sabrina the Teenage Witch but this time she's in hooker boots and has a pop song out. But, in this particular instance, we are talking about...
These days we're all looking for avenues of comfort. And although it was fun fearing 2020 in 2019 in the way that it's fun watching Stephen King's The Shining, now it's 2020 and it's scary in a not-fun way like watching a mentally ill Shelley Duvall...