Be Your Worst Self at Beyond the Valley

'Tis the season and it's time to go deeper. Deep into your emotional torment. Deeper into the mental illnesses that began cooking in adolescence and whose simmering presence has since been vaguely shrouded by the numbing cloak of aspirational financial solvency. Like we said, 'tis the season. Soon...

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Don’t Smile at the Falls Festival (Just Run)

If the timeline of human morality can be evoked by the image of a carnival roller-coaster, certain times being highs fuelled by idealism and hope, others being lows reeking of human misery, we're at that part where we're buying heroin behind the ticket-booth from the...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 22/12/2019

If you go down to the woods this week, you're sure to be unsurprised. There'll be around 100,000 20-something-year-olds dancing around with glow sticks and enlarged pupils.   10) Luca Bacchetti (Live DJ) 22nd December What: Luca Bacchetti, is one of the world’s most sought-after DJs and producers from Italy. His...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 22/12/2019

You're headed for a fall this week. But that's to be expected when you've had a litre of raw eggs, bourbon and heavy cream for breakfast.   10) Pawsa: Day Party 22nd December What: After an unforgettable event last year, London based producer, PAWSA makes his return to Melbourne this Summer....

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 22/12/2019

You're up the creek without a paddle this week. You should've packed one instead of filling the boat with litres of whisky.   10) Cro-Bar 27th December What: Darling Harbour will come alive on The Port. Sto Na Sat, with a multitude of DJs with bring forth your favourite Croatian Music...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 15/12/2019

Feel the rhythm. The syncopated irregular rhythm of your heart after mainlining a mixture of dark liquor, egg yolks, cream, MDMA and holiday-themed meat.   10) Darren Hanlon (Live) 20th December What: This coming December Gympie’s own urban folk wandering son Darren Hanlon will once again traipse the towns and cities...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 15/12/2019

You might as well stock up on laxatives now. Holiday hours for chemists are changeable and you're going to need on demand back up for the back up.   10) Voices of Angels: The Twelve Days of Christmas 16th & 17th December What: The Twelve Days of Christmas pairs the days...

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Crank Up the Future at the Meredith Music Festival

Meredith is a name you don't hear as often as you used to. Partly because it's not really in vogue anymore, mostly because following Christmas in 2018, everyone decided to write off aunt Meredith because the dementia finally took her completely and she revealed that...

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Nigh On Intercultural Competence at the African Music and Cultural Festival

An incredibly complex, varied place, essentially the entirety of the political spectrum made manifest in a land mass unbroken by sea, all reduced referentially by one World Vision ad to the image a fly-bitten kid with bare feet who sees god in a bowl of...

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Just Keep Dancing at Festival of the Sun

That which once gave us joy and life has become our greatest tormentor. The sun. We took advantage of its warmth and the offshoots of that warmth with little regard for its capacity for destruction. Now, like a cat that starts preemptively chewing the meat off grandma's leg...

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