Touch the Stove at St Jerome’s Laneway Festival

Well, it's 2020 and the outlook is on fire. It's like staring directly into the mouth of hell, except the interesting people you'd expect to meet, including the devil, have all pissed off to the hell situated below Greenland, and there's just one balding bigot in...

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Life is for the Living at Let Go Fest

It's taxing, to say the least, to be functionally conscious in the year 2020. Putting aside the emotional and moral aspect of being a sentient, intelligent being, the constant barrage of loud noises everywhere every moment of the day and night is as physically exhausting as...

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Twilight at Taronga is as Cute as a Button

Species of flora and fauna are going extinct every day. Sure, it's mainly the ugly ones. No one gives a s**t about a tiny six-legged, hairy, flower-raping monster with meshed eyes and a stinger for an arse when the two fluffy pandas are refusing to screw each...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 26/01/2020

Roast a cow to save a koala. It's a magical time to be alive.   10) Technicolour Chinese New Year Night Market  1st February What: The Multicultural Community Centre is hosting its annual Chinese New Year Night Market! Enjoy local performers, workshops showcasing aspects of Asian culture and amazing food trucks...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 26/01/2020

Here be wolves.   10) Riva Down Under: Australia Day 26th January What: Back by popular demand after a sold out 2019 event, an all-Australian artist lineup that will leave you sizzling for more will light up Melbourne's biggest Australia Day show, beach side at Riva St Kilda. Featuring: Will Sparks,...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 26/01/2020

The mass extermination of several species of animals takes a lot of effort. Just blast Kasey Chambers at them and they'll beat themselves to death for us.   10) A Doof For The Bush 31st January What: The Flinders is hosting a massive House party to raise much needed funds for...

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Relax, You’re Powerless at Holy Green Festival

It's the 21st Century. Scratch that. It's the second decade of the 21st Century. And while the written art of irony may have peaked in the 16th Century, the active presence of it in real life is reaching its zenith in 2020. Perhaps that's indicative of how horrifically constructed...

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Hark The Herald’s Released The 2020 Draw feat. Australian Open Live Stage

Tennis players. Genuine athletes, the majority of which go their whole physically exhausting career unrecognised and underpaid. Which essentially is true for pretty much every other profession on earth. But who cares about the majority of people? As a society we've collectively decided that whilst the traditional...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 19/01/2020

If not now, when? Perhaps in about two weeks when the apocalypse truly hits. Nothing will be off the table then.   10) 'Choose Love' Screening 22nd January What: 'Choose Love' explores many different facets of forgiveness, addressing new scientific findings, and raising some important questions. The documentary describes a journey...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 19/01/2020

Violently stab the beaten, twitching, unconscious body of culture to death...

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