You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll freeze your living nuts off. This week, Sydney, has got it all. 10) CheerCon 26th August Vaseline up those vocal chords, for this be a festival dedicated to pure dance and cheer. Yes, its unorthodox for Australia, we admit, to play host to...
...we know it, you know it. The only thing you really remember about Titanic was the drowning bit and that moment when you wished you could reach through the screen and feel the reality of Kate Winslet's tits. Well, are you ready to experience the next generation...
Ah, youth. Remember the sweet nights of rugging up in winter pjs and building the most brilliantly meticulously constructed pillow and blanket forts your little hands could craft? Well, the truth was they were shoddy and reeked of your own saliva and your parents were absolutely blowing...
A feast for the senses so rapturously decadent that by Sunday you'll be so desensitised to the colour pink you'll likely catch violent salmonella from your sunday eve roast chicken. The canvas of blooming Cherry Blossoms will be your wonderful precursor to that diarrheic night, and...
No need to fight the cold, Brisbane. We have your back. For this week is highly flammable. Oh yeah, and Bob Dylan's here. 10) AFROfest 25th August We'll bet this isn't your usual fodder. After all, we are Australians and gospel music is not traditionally our jam...
Choose your weapons, Melbourne, for this week we wage war on winter, and there's a whole artillery of instruments at your disposal. 10) Docklands Winter Experience 21st-28th August Down at the docks is where your sweetheart'll be. Waiting for you. And there's a whole carnival with real snow,...
Saddle up Sydney, it's time for big thought, wide perspectives and gargantuan cherries. Oh yeah, and Bob Dylan's here. 10) Taboo Talk 21st August It's time to be BRAVE. Or at least, get sloshed before the event and wax violently lyrical about those things you're not sure you should...
Cross your heart and prepare for flight, Sydney, cause we're launching you all over the bloody place this week. 10) Psychic Express 23rd August Yeah, yeah. We know. It's all bull. We KNOW. How do we know? How else? The psychics forewarned us. Or maybe it was the free...
Don't worry. It's not blood. Well, most of it's not, anyway. It's the following day's post-coffee bathroom affair as a result of...
It's a week of beginnings, endings and resurrections for you, Brisbane. But don't worry. It's got nothing to do with your plumbing. Although you might want to cut back on the chilli. 10) Racing Industry Awards Night 15th August Champagne? Fancy gowns? Canapes? A racing event when you...