It's rare these days that we can engage in cultural appropriation and nostalgia without having to mentally quash visions of current intense political turmoil and scenes undeniably reminiscent of the worlds greatest historic moral nosedives adapted for the contemporary era. But if there's one country that...
Suddenly experiencing an increase in cat-human hybrid related nightmares? How easily you've forgotten the early 2000s. 10) Dami Im 2019 Tour 19th October What: The HIT Network Presents Australia’s most revered pop artist of the new millennium, Dami Im is set to take her all new national tour on the...
It's time for you to go on the defensive. You'll be too hungover to play any decent offense. 10) Royal Melbourne Wine Awards Presentation Dinner 17th October What: The RMWA is the biggest and most recognised wine awards within the Australian wine industry. Join RASV's Chair of Judges Matt Harrop...
This week features the second coming of Jesus. He's even more sleazy than last time around. 10) Arcane 18th October What: Arcane is bringing back the adventures and exclusive event experience of the Melbourne underground party scene. They will release the name of the artist performing on the night....
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The world is getting stranger. Time to make trouble. 10) Season X in the Bridge #8 19th October What: Season X is proud to announce the Eighth Edition of this legendary event. They are bringing to you the best of House and Techno and the powerful Psytrance with some of...
Haben sie gehört das Deutsche band? Good. Then you'll know that if there's one thing that Germans are terrible at in general, it's music. Also tolerance, but we're skating over that. Mainly because we're trying to keep it light, but also because in this current global climate,...
We're in a dying relationship. And we're tired. What once excited us about our partner has become buried by their psychological hailstorm. What was once so beautiful has become a wretched poison riddled with vitriolic, hateful thoughts we never realised our partner had in such undeniable quantities. Also, they've...
Reality is a simulation of reality. That was a thought that was once considered a revelation. Nowadays even three-year-olds are aware of this. It is quite literally true. We don't have to question whether the tree before us is real or not. Because it's already been rendered in...
Hungry? Of course you are. There's an aching chasm of emptiness inside all medium-to-high functioning humans who long ago realised that since we no longer have to fight bears for salmon and since the minds that have the intellectual capacity to plumb the mysteries of the universe...