Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 17/11/2019

It's time to sell your soul. Oh, come on. It's not like you're using it.   10) Made in Melbourne 22nd November What: An Indoor EDM Festival Showcase of the best talent Melbourne has to offer. Located in the heart of Melbourne at the iconic Billboard The Venue with state of...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 17/11/2019

Depressant, stimulant, repeat.   10) Slime Market in the City 23rd November What: Experience a day with Scoopi and KittyCake from NSW, The Slime Allure and Ragdoll from VIC and Daisy from QLD. Try and experience different slimes so you know what they feel like and meet and trade slime with...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 17/11/2019

You'll be making waves this week. Make sure you cover your mouth and don't swallow. There's a lot of mercury in that water.   10) The Berlin Experiment 23rd November What: Be greeted by their friendly nurse at the door and receive your patient number on entry. This dim lit underground...

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Welcome, Those Who Are Welcome to Melbourne Music Week

Music is the universal language. As long as you possess a vocabulary 50% of which comprises alternate terms for 'bourgeois' and 25% of which comprises over-pronounced bastardised words from other foreign languages. The other 25% tends to consist of expletives to direct at indelicate baristas. Have the regular...

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You Have To Know To Get It at LUFT

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich, Von 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich? Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von 99 Luftballons Und, dass sowas von sowas kommt.   We know that the name of the event is...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 10/11/2019

Frolic, don't walk through this week. It'll make all the wine you've just necked less obvious.   10) Unwoman by The RABBLE 15th November What: Unwoman is an epic and imagistic piece of feminist theatre created in both Ireland and Australia, examining reproductive rights, experiences of pregnancy and bodily autonomy. Made...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 10/11/2019

It's a week of free expression. You'll be charged per ticket.   10) Nikon Presents: Illuminate, Sydney 13th November What: Experience the low light capabilities of the Nikon Z Series and learn from some of Australia's leading content creators. Test your creative skills amongst the illuminations, join one of the content...

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You Don’t Know What You Can’t See at The Melbourne Cup Carnival

We're in a predicament. Attempting to pitch the Melbourne Cup now as a lighthearted, fashion-conscious, family-friendly incarnation of a severely problematic countrywide gambling addiction is a very difficult task thanks to the 7.30 Report's exposé on the cruelty of the horse racing industry. Gone are the days...

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The Beechworth Celtic Festival Is Here! Quick! Shove Potatoes Down Your Kilt And Scream ‘Freedom’ Before It’s Too Late!

Time is running out. Not the time between now and Brexit. That'll probably last until long after our corpses have been cannibalised by a post-apocalyptic society whose monetary system consists of Funko Pops. No, we're referring to the tensions that have been reignited by Brexit. There's only...

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