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Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
Take your multivitamins, Sydney. You'll need every last molecule of physiological responsibility to compensate for this week. We hope you listened to your mother and ate your green vegetables. Otherwise we're not sure you'll survive. 10) DIVA Party 28th July Crack out those moulding fetid mistakes of your...
From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
Yeah, yeah we know. It’s permanent, you’ll regret it. Blah, blah, blah. But, you know. They’ll probably discover some kind of chemical in tattoo ink that causes cancer in about 5 years or so, so it’s not like any of us will live long enough for that hot mermaid...
The title says it all, kids. And what a trauma it is. It would have to be, at least physiologically. All that spinning and flexing and high-wire twirling whilst attempting to regurgitate that which has already been regurgitated by about fifty pop singers across the ages? ...
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pens. Pens? Yes, you read right. It's time, Melbourne. Time to return to the days of corporeal mailboxes and inks. To a time when the simple act of sending a letter usually dictated that the time between being informed that someone had taken slightly ill...
Let’s have a lovely lunch in the park. Yeah don’t worry. With the advent of smart phones everything’s tolerable and with the burgeoning acceptance of obesity, so is spending 5 straight hours touring the food trucks that’ll be present. To compensate, there’ll be dog walking, tree top climbing,...
Vive la France! Ahh, the ol’ locker room. Steady on. There's no need to fear, there’ll be adequate security and absolutely no blowback benefit from a potential scandal. And what better way to celebrate a French soccer victory than tiny shorts, huge shot glasses and the language of music. No...