Ideological division is a problem that, despite the fact that humanity has made great strides in so many areas and evolved to great degree, seems to maddeningly be increasing in many facets of society. As lazy cowards-cum-pacifists we are always looking for ways to unite and...
Feeling nostalgic? Of course you are. We all are, though many of us don't remember beyond the early 90s. But nostalgia is all we have. We have to pretend that the past was better than the present because it's the only way we can psychologically deal with...
"Australia’s first beer festival dedicated to unique beers! Like the blobfish, these beers emerge from the depths of the beer scene – intriguing, slightly obscure, somewhat unknown but always exciting". Welcome, kids. To the declarative pretension of those who seek to appeal to the sensibilities of...
Sit down and shut up, Sydney. For we here at oncomau believe talking in a movie theatre justifies the re-introduction of capital punishment. 10) Blackmores Half Marathon 16th September Yes, you read right, you ailing pile of human sausage meat. It's time once again to strap your various limbs...
Better pump those quads now, Brisbane. This week is all about exhibitionism and we don't take kindly to clothing or non-joiners. 10) Brisbane Education and Migration Expo 7th August A melange of Australian Educational Institutions, TAFE Courses, NAATI Programs, Professional Year Programs and Migration Details all attempting to convince...
From midgets to biker gangs to purple people, oncomau presents a week of culture that will leave the most delightful scar on your psyche. 10) The Wizard of Oz 14th Jun-15th July Dwarves, rubies, vital organ substitutes in a sack. But this time you won't get arrested; you're...
Look at your shoes. Gaze. Hear that jazzy beat? No? Well, stare closer. It's the jazz festival assaulting your ears, however, your ears will be salved. Littlefoot bar is playing lover to the Jazz Festival. They have all manner of ways to lubricate you. It's free. Because they really really want you....
It's one for the cats, this one. It's time you make your acquaintance with this club, kids, because the Jazz festival is leaving in about a week and we know. Yes, we know. The cravings are a bitch. But bettering yourself is for chumps. There's a supply you can...
Just like mama used to make you watch. Ever wanted to see Luhrman with increasingly less insidious assaults upon your capacity for excess? Welcome, friend, brother, sister, dancer, lover, singer! ...